jacob
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Comrade_Duck :
My personal go to has always been “that’s just from my autopsy”
2026-05-09 02:38:27
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axoliitle :
your delivery is top tier
2026-05-08 20:27:15
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roro :
first one’s the best 😭
2026-05-10 21:02:19
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💉Kuro_花莲的丈夫💉 :
I have marks under my chest already that look similar to top surgery scars. I've been asked about them before, and I just shrug 💔
2026-06-05 01:18:09
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Number one woomin glazer🤤 :
Im gonna get a tattoo there🥹
2026-05-09 07:38:26
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🕊️ :
my cat :/
2026-06-11 10:15:19
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BOOMERANG :
these are great
2026-05-07 22:42:15
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𝔪𝔞𝔱𝔱 ✩ :
“ the incident “
2026-05-12 19:10:10
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#1 Bina Lover🌌 :
This is actually genius
2026-05-09 02:34:16
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𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔶𝔩-𝔇𝔦𝔵𝔬𝔫࣪ ֶָ🪽་༘࿐ :
I WILL be using this when I'm older 😭
2026-05-22 21:57:35
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🛐 ♡ Ｔｈａｔ Ｍｆ Ｃａｄｅｎ ♡ 🛐 :
sharks are actually really friendly
2026-05-11 05:46:27
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Rizzzo :
My favorite is "it's from when I got my tonsils removed"
2026-05-09 05:44:31
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triskellionquinn 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 :
I tell people I had developed two benign masses in my chest that were putting pressure on my lungs and I had to get major surgery to be able to breathe again. And not a word of it is a lie.
2026-05-12 14:21:23
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Cayden James :
My husband and I both have top surgery scars and we’ve decided if anyone ever asks us about them we’re gonna say we swapped lungs
2026-05-11 17:35:29
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Rowan :
“i was in a terrible knife juggling accident.”
2026-05-09 03:05:14
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uoɯlɐsǝʎǝʞɔos⋆｡°✩🐟 :
i just say i had benign growths removed bc its technically not a lie
2026-05-09 00:36:56
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Kebu :
If I’m ever going to have kids and they ask where I got the scars from, I would tell them an elaborate story about saving their mom from like a dragon or something. Also I would try to tell a different story every time so they know it’s a joke
2026-05-09 04:49:25
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kitten_carmical :
Hehehe
2026-05-09 00:52:19
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charliesboy17 :
I just say I had gyno cuz I got fat after too surgery so i just say my gyno came back😭
2026-05-09 08:34:26
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Sam/ algo 🏳️⚧️ :
I personally go with the shark attack😭😭
2026-05-08 20:30:43
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𝔍𝔲𝔫𝔢 :
“I sneezed to hard”
2026-05-08 19:40:41
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Eds :D :
"I slipped"
2026-05-07 22:48:43
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reekovtar :
some lung surgery scars look similar to top surgery scars too
2026-05-09 15:00:14
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