@senzerules: brave #seattle #childrens #parody

jimbles nutron :

nobody is gonna know this is satire anymore 😭

huh :

FINALLY someone who gets it

Mikey :

fyp getting a little too local

Offline :

At least one person will think this is true

StarEngineInTheFlesh :

the wee woo weeeoouhhh part lmao

thepullsidewithmason :

WHOA MARINERS FAN

Ffeno Elfa :

shakespov :

I’m not even going to lie I believed this 😂

TheFreedomTitan :

Go Ms

shizzle_sticks :

WayMo is a great option in an emergency. Not many people know that.

Vito :

This is why I love Seattle

Amber Dembnicki :

Hahahaha

zahra ✮♡⊹ ✮ ⟡⋆ :

bro 😭😭😭😭

jakes_pokestop :

Maybe we just move Seattle Children’s away somewhere else you know? Somewhere far enough away for us away from all the noise and then we can put a new Raytheon HQ there?

lsitty :

If they really want to get to the hospital fast they’d drive faster … can’t say you want to live if you don’t show the gumption

Children of Alara :

Bro it’s weird seeing you out of your house.

𝔇𝔬𝔫𝔇𝔬𝔡𝔤𝔢 :

Honestly the way America is looking this could’ve been a factual video and no one would’ve questioned it. I ONLY realized it was satire because you kept going.

Hillary Fay :

“Weeoooweeeoooo what’s the big commotion” 😏

Jen :

Where is the fire Chief???

shakespov :

Gavin Newsom inner monologue be like

I Have Friends Everywhere :

Seattle is a dystopian tech hellscape

marshall :

So, fun thing - They do require the ambulances to not use sirens. So you're not far off.

Weeping Olive :

drive around playing helicopter helicopter someone else is doing it