@gogoguts: I am asocial and have an immense fear of talking one on one with people I don’t know (hence never responding to any DMs bc i get scared lol)… please lower your expectations of me

Cas :

Lowkey i kind of get him bc I'm a stone cold truecel who only follows stone cold truecels... 🐺

Toji :

hold on why do you look like jim carrey

huk2k5 :

why would someone be mad at you having a boyfriend😭

gogi :

so unfollowing increases the chances is what im hearing, like mathematically in a hypothetical sense

ShadeyDougnuts :

"yes pet me" was gold

micstink :

so you're breaking up with me

Freakzilla :

You know what sometimes, I don’t even know if I know myself… If you wanna do a social experiment, close your eyes for me. That darkness you see? Well heh let’s just say… welcome to my life.

Keegan :

Guys I think she’s into me specifically

Gortash :

>Group yeah, no thanks gang ✌️

Falling_for_heavies :

The ragebait was too smart for the average commenter

Chris :

"Boyfriend? So you're telling me there's no longer a chance?"

🪼Butter Cat🪼 :

It’s ok let it out

Arthur :

my favorite shinji

Gracie Merit :

Like literally she doesn’t even know me 😭

Sisyphus :

friend? yeah that was the last straw

Gordonrox24 :

I feel like im online a lot and then comments like this remind me that there are people more chronically online than me and thats kinda scary

Shinigami💚 :

So if I unfollow I have a better chance?

rob1n211 :

TAP :

wait, u don't record these with a picture of every follower over the camera??

Danjo_draws :

Wait there’s other people here?