Paul Conway
Region: US
Friday 08 May 2026 20:13:43 GMT
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Brandon Dold :
My favorite is when ANY place is mentioned I respond with “ahhh, the city of lights” and it never gets a laugh. I will not stop.
2026-05-09 05:49:30
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King Moojy :
“Sorry to bother you at work” to my coworkers
2026-05-10 20:51:19
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gabby🪷 :
my co worker randomly says “that was my nickname in highschool” to literally anything and i cry with laughter every time
2026-05-09 06:38:53
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KayBee🧿 :
"This guy gets it..." stands the test of time.
2026-05-08 21:10:04
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Riko :
As a bit, I always say idioms incorrectly. like "The world is your Cloyster" or "I'm so hungry I could ride a horse"
2026-05-09 12:43:28
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Zhoboro :
When offered literally anything, say “no thanks I’m trying to quit”
2026-05-10 04:29:06
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wheres.lostboy :
My favorite bit is when I trip or do something extremely embarrassing that clearly everyone saw, I turn to the nearest person and say “good thing nobody saw that”
2026-05-08 21:21:51
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JimothyChaps :
if I ever take a long phone call while I'm with someone I always say "wrong number" after hanging up.
2026-05-09 21:24:09
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_katiekates_ :
ALSO when I ask someone “have you seen [insert movie]” and they say “no” I like to say “yeah me neither”
2026-05-09 01:19:13
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K :
“Thanks I grew it myself” when anyone compliments any part of me (hair, eyes, etc)
2026-05-09 14:15:35
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Liam :
Any time someone stumbles on their words “couldn’t have said it better myself”
2026-05-11 22:49:49
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Crisp :
when I drop something or make a lot of noise by mistake, I say "sorry I wasn't getting enough attention"
2026-05-11 02:51:04
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Bobby97944 :
as a delivery driver my favorite bit is when handing a package to a customer and they ask "what is it?" I always respond "I don't know they told me to stop opening them."
2026-05-09 02:37:03
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CatnipChapstick :
I’ll go up to customers, ask “Do you work here?” They say no, and I say “Don’t worry, I do. You looking for anything today?”
2026-05-10 04:41:47
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LeftHandedMustard :
“Little trick I learned in the army” when doing something completely normal
2026-05-11 19:13:50
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ogiebear227 :
Whenever someone says something that I didn’t catch I always reply “what’d you call me?” No matter the context.
2026-05-10 07:15:35
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Clara :
"contrary to unpopular opinion" before i say a fact
2026-05-09 06:29:18
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Goob :
My personal fav is saying “good talk” after someone ignores what I asked them
2026-05-10 02:28:34
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Kittywitties :
My favorite is saying “well, you know what they say” and then saying nothing afterwards
2026-05-12 01:41:36
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Kwithpy :
Saying “why not I ain’t drivin” after being offered a non-alcoholic beverage or food/snack
2026-05-09 14:22:41
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Kipp :
mine has been "okay have fun" to literally anyone doing anything, even going to the restroom
2026-05-10 18:43:13
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theother3rd :
If someone says a fact about themselves (example) “my favourite colour is red” you respond with “I don’t believe you”
2026-05-09 01:11:30
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Jacob :
If you’re ever in a sauna with someone, make sure at some point to breathe out heavily, wipe your brow and say “it’s like a sauna in here.”
2026-05-09 13:24:07
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Javz :
I love saying “We’ve all been there” to situations where we all have definitely not been
2026-05-12 06:58:12
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Sarah :
"can I ask you a personal question?" before asking them literally anything like for directions or to pass me something
2026-05-11 03:55:13
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