Gregry :
You may like this story from 1987, my senior year. My best girlfriend, Shannon, took me out on a Friday night for the sole purpose of getting me drunk. She picked me up and the booze was already in the car. We saw a movie titled The Fly, and snuck the booze inside the theater. My drunk azz embarrassed her an hour into the movie and she angrily grabbed my arm, dragging me out of the theater. On the way to drop me off at my house, I realized I was going to be sick, so Shannon pulled the car over so I could hurl out the passenger door. I did my business as she yelled at me to not get any of it in her car. Once I was done, we proceeded on to my house. Two miles later, the unthinkable happened: I discovered my wallet was gone! Shannon, who was sober, had the smarts to turn around and return to the road where I got sick. Guess what? Yep, my wallet was there on the side of the road next to the evidence of my first experience with alcohol. I was so relieved!! So I understand how you felt, bro! This is Shannon and me a few years later in the 90's. Unfortunately, she's no longer with us but that story was our favorite one to tell!
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