@davejorgenson: What it was like to be the head of PR at the FBI this week. FBI Director Kash Patel ordered the polygraphing of more than two dozen former and current members of his security detail, as well as other staff, and has been described as being in panic mode to save his job and find leakers among his team, according to two people briefed on the development. Patel walled himself off from some senior bureau leaders this week after multiple media reports raised red flags about his leadership, according to three people familiar with his recent actions. Two of the people told MS NOW that the director ordered the polygraphing this week of former and current security detail members, as well as several information technology staff. The director has also avoided meeting this week with some key operational leaders of the bureau, the people said, raising concerns inside the FBI about Patel’s ability to stay abreast of pressing threats and investigations in order to make the best decisions.   Caption from article by Carol Leonnig and Ken Dilanian, MS NOW.

leastuniqueuser :

Wait, he’s worked twice as many days therefore… he’s taken half… the time… off?

CorkyBravo :

Dave Jorgenson 🕺 :

Very real fun fact: My left eye has been crossing like that since I was 18 months old (without glasses or contacts)

ziggie_rotdust :

Kash Patel thinks he's worked twice as many days cuz when he looks at the calendar he sees double

Matt ⚜️ :

I had forgotten about the Valhalla thing

Kirsten Just :

Wait so he’s selling snake juice like tom haverford?

AH :

“I’ve never been drunk on the job “ 🧿👄🧿

Matty Makes :

It’s been a busy week for him, he’ll probably take the weekend to drink it off

gabi :

His math doesn’t math…

Bakerinva :

Never really listened to Kash Patel before and didn't realize until this video what a great job Aziz Ansari did imitating him!

dearykoos🏳️‍⚧️ :

This administration won't stop using ai because they KNOW not everyone can tell the difference. It's obvious why they use it.

Matthew Brewee :

SNL has barely even had to try for the last 10 years when it comes to government satire. its wild

anita oreo :

when Dave talks to himself it’s cinema, when I talk to myself it’s “because im an only child.” hmph.

Chick702 :

It’s Friday and he’s still here?

Jeanette :

the AI is so cringe

__cmarie__ :

Broski

Ashly Justine Quibod :

This is the reporting needed

Eudora Heath732 :

Same clothes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1manband! :

Can a supposedly false story be “leaked”? Made up, sure, but “leaked” doesn’t seem right.

Hiba :

You outdid yourself with this one

PurrusingBooks :

This truly is the worst timeline

DeJuan :

So instead of a two week vacation he took a one week, and somehow he worked twice as many days as them in the same year? 😵‍💫

JackieL 🫍 :

Wait, the FBI has a “head of PR”? Where’ve they been!

Meadowquill :

I hate it here