@immie_elisabeth: On a rainy weekday #retail #boomers #retailproblems #ukcomedy #skit

s :

I’m clocked in and suddenly it’s everyone’s first day on earth😭

Bell 👍 :

This is NOT an exaggeration at ALL.

Tammy Bailey :

It’s.exactly.like.this

Rockwellington :

not an exaggeration in the SLIGHTEST

alexx :

"Are you paying cash or card?" "Yes"

Holly :

Lauren :

"I'm not looking at your pin, I don't care" me all day from working in a bank 😭

_bymollieobrien :

“Can I get MY receipt” - yes as soon as you’ve actually paid I’ll get it for you 🫠

omghehasatiktok :

in their defence it does say "tap" not hold

Harmony🫀🙎‍♀️ :

“Can I take my card out now?” As it’s literally beeping at both of us

Alma :

I swear some people think if they hold their card for too long over the machine, itll drain their account 😂

lo :

Explained to a customer today that when a refund is done it goes back to the card it was charged on automatically without putting the details in, she said, “well what if someone found the receipt, they could just come in for a refund” we had to explain they’d need the item first

Kliesen :

"Would you like a bag?" "Is it free?" No, it is not free. It hasn't BEEN FREE FOR 10 YEARS!

staceybluemoon :

I just need to transfer the money is a good one... After card declined lol

Sarabara :

Most say no to a bag then ask for one when the transaction is finished to avoid paying. I take great pleasure in asking for the 20p 😁

alexandrasweeny :

Omg the second drives me CRAZY

Richard Herring Gull :

The second one is accurate as heck

Lisa :

“It’s telling me to remove card?” Me: “Yes, that’s gone through. You can remove your card now 😊” … “Do I remove my card now? 🤨” Jfw 🫩

Alex Williams :

to anyone who thinks "surely its not this bad": You're right. It's worse

Emily :

Oh my god the putting the purse away and then proceeding to put every item of clothing on whilst still at the till 🤣🤣😭

richardmm86 :

I also like taking the card out of the huge boomer wallet, and then the card is in its own RFID blocking sheath.

comfortableshoez :

06.00-12.00 of this today

Alice :

When it times out just as they go to tap and then they are convinced I’m trying to take the payment twice 😫

Gem@NerdvanaNails :

*card declines on tap n go* “Sorry, you need put your card & enter your PIN, you’ve used it too ma…” “THERE IS SIXTY FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS IN MY ACCOUNT ! IS MY MONEY NOT GOOD ENOUGH ?!” “ yes….you’ve just used it too much today, it needs you to enter your PIN again…” I hated working retail.