@yrtityiu43: I RESERVED A $2,800 VENUE FOR MYSON'S BIRTHDAY. WHEN WE ARRIVED, THEBANNER READ "HAPPY 8TH, LILY!" -MYGIRLFRIEND'S DAUGHTER. SHESHRUGGED: "HE CAN HAVE IT NEXT YEAR- SHE REALLY WANTED THIS ONE." MYSON WHISPERED: "IT'S OKAY, DAD." IWALKED OUT WITHOUT A WORD ANDCANCELLED EVERY FUTURE PAYMENT. BYMIDNIGHT THE ENTIRE GROUP CHATEXPLODED