@myths_and_stories: listen here, uhh... "chubber dunkus." we could have settled this matter like professionals... bit without your reply, my shareholders and i have been forced to commit the greatest sin in the world of internet journalism... "CONTENT THEFT." yes, it's true. even the great and venerable "myths and stories," behind such genius creations as "green buge," "toodybird," and the "uss gawrgura," is capable of such despicable feats. i've messed up, i admit it— but let's not dwell on that for long! we have a new interesting fact to share with all of you. it seems that the theological engineers at new lagomorphia's top institute of logic have delved into the realm of the unholy... using a specially-engineered chant, and enlisting the help of students at the world's last remaining castrato choir program, the institute of logic has turned this here soprano voice into a dousing rod for the raw energy of Hell itself. and i know you're going to think this is bait, but... it's actually one of the most stable power sources we've found thus far! don't be fooled by the sensationalized dystopia portrayed by the "DOOM" franchise, and other similar takes on this "hell-power" concept... the science is surprisingly sound! and in the worst case, we have this little laser-dingus that fries any sorts of sprites or imps that may survive the trek to our normal-world of sorts... not that they'd really want to, of course! contrary to popular belief, the tribulations of our puny mortal lives far exceed those faced by even the most reviled of implets! what may look like eternal torture to we finite folk, is in fact more akin to a leisurely stroll in the park for these hell-folk! (from twt @ Chuberdunkus2)

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