@almadrigalcomedy: Men have 4 massage options... and none of them are good.

Swilly :

I yawned in the shower and threw out my back

Chelsea R. Galloway :

I once sneezed too hard and put a cramp IN MY FOOT. 42 over here.

Immigrants Make America Great :

Quiznos is better than Subway at least

Sienna :

28 and I wake up feeling like I was hit by a bus every day

Quasi :

I'm dying up here was 🔥

Arron Johnson :

I'm 33 and have already had a colonoscopy AND a procedure to put a stint into my heart (which in mid-procedure turned out i didnt need it, but still lol)

LifeLike :

I missed a step and re-aggravated my sciatica

Greenrealist1 :

This dude is funny

princeoftheguavatowns :

Literally sneezed when I was waking and pulled my lat.

Ride 2 Eat :

i bought a neck massager off Amazon and it's a game changer. but yes, my neck is messed up

johnnymartin346 :

I hurt my neck sleeping at 17 bro I feel old

goodwrch :

…. I’m so sorry…. 😂

layladad2020 :

this is his absolute best !!!!

Ajoyshop :

I blew out my back scanning items at self checkout at Stop n shop. Just bent over too much I guess lol. 39 and counting.

RonnieV :

Refiningfinefinery47 :

Youerrdoatt?

allyoop7769 :

I hurt my back putting on some boots

jayprada33 :

josh McDaniel

PW :

unicornsandpineapples :

liberty tax is so freaking specific 🤣

Yohistory :

he should write a book. I love the way talks

Mr. Pibb :

you're a comedian. you have the time.

Not Normal Normal Not Normal :

Giant Stucco American Dreamcatcher is the most brilliant string of words ever stringeded together.

Daisy :

Me too 😩 I have 2 bulged discs on my neck and I’m literally already disabled. I don’t know how this even happened. 😂

Woodlawn Refills :

Potsy-style...that was a deep reference!!