@sparklinghosewater: simon’s cat

Stacey :

“Communication is a four way stop and.. you don’t even have your turn signal on” oh my god

HaleLikeDimension🇨🇦 :

jassy! :

can u do a skit called simon says since its ur name

rileytoohey :

Supposable thumbs is what Socrates was talking about, I think.

molly post :

This is Nick Miller with Ferguson and you can’t convince me otherwise

lschu13 :

i think ur the one in the wrong here man idk..

Natalie Cope :

This guy bothering you, kitty cat? 🐱🥀 pspspspspsps

Cat :

Can’t do nothing in this house damn

batsytree :

I dont even have supposable thumbs

whizzer LIVE 🩵 :

your honor, my client is innocent

unidentified :

"ALLOW ME TO REINTRODUCE MYSELF..." - Simons cat

el 🦇 :

You to him: 🤨😡😡 him to you: 😃😌🫶

˖ ࣪⊹𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢ೀ :

I don't think he's listening to you

James Reed :

naw I'm being serious

aj :

classic simon mayer hijinks

TheDuckEMT :

you are one of the funniest people I've ever seen

adeline :

i feel so seen

𝐍𝐢𝐚 𝐑𝐚𝐞✨ :

she’s just a cutie patootie bro

anna..mayer :

how has cookie had more screen time than me

vincent ๑ TEAM COMEDY :

your cat might be the cutest guy ever

dreday :

I’m on the cats side

Alexis :

i’m cookies lawyer and she’s innocent of all charges

M :

I really didn't need another reason to have a crush on you.

Rebecca ♡ :

He’s innocent. Just look at that face 🥰

cheetahgurl704 :

simon cat just as cute as adult human simon