weirdly, I've never had a problem with geese? every one I've ever met has been chill
2026-05-13 00:16:40
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Evan Stern :
To be fair
2026-05-13 00:56:21
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CheeseGod :
toothless?? TOOTHLESS???
2026-05-13 18:51:23
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Hypnossleepking :
"no offense but you are also-" If judging humanity is the topic I'm offending you
2026-05-12 23:39:17
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.Irllira :
I don't have a problem with geese, but I do think swans have criminal tendencies and I do not trust them
2026-05-13 16:11:19
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🇨🇦 :
Cobra Chickens are my favourite!!!
2026-05-13 01:30:25
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Kels :
Sounds like something a goose would say
2026-05-13 03:52:22
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brincat11 :
My humble brag is that I can walk past a group of geese on the sidewalk and not have to worry. Geese seem to not find me threatening
2026-05-13 06:51:47
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That's enough, Ohio. :
I feel kind of bad now because I've talked a LOT of sh*t about Canada Geese.
2026-05-12 23:15:11
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Bailiff_Quimby :
Gooses. Geeses! I want my goose to lay gold eggs for Easter. At least a hundred a day! And by the way.... 🪿🥚🍫
2026-05-13 00:47:35
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Jacob Richard Fish :
never understood the dislike toward Canadian geese, theyre such beautiful little dinosaurs. ^_^
2026-05-13 00:55:19
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star.band1t :
Yeah okay so give me a romantasy book about two geese knights NOW
2026-05-12 23:02:08
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FennecRagabash :
Geese being literally "ride or die" for their families and loved ones changes my perspective on them entirely, I love this!
2026-05-12 23:52:20
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🍉 :
I adore cobra chickens
2026-05-12 23:21:10
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Kimberly Marlow :
I literally race home because I miss my goose. She’s so freaking cool. I wonder what she’s doing when I’m away. Meet Thelma! She’s not violence. 🥰
2026-05-14 05:18:43
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M P :
first comment and Canadian geese survivor 💪
2026-05-12 22:57:22
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Super observant Carl :
You don’t need to defend them to me but thank you for protecting them from libel and slander.
2026-05-15 19:25:50
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Ograspawn :
I have mad respect for my local Cobrachickens
2026-05-13 17:09:55
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Katie Marshall 🇨🇦 :
the letterkenny reference in the caption 😂🥰
2026-05-12 23:05:16
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Aisbean :
This might be weird or rare, but I've been around goose all the time since moving to Canada last year, and I've never had to deal with any aggression
2026-05-13 14:16:49
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silentcartographer :
and yet. AND YET. They look at a parking lot with active human habitation and go "wow free real estate"
2026-05-13 22:57:57
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CloudStrifeTrophyHusband :
the way you write these short essays is just so incredible and i always feel so moved and so excited about the world i live in, thank you ❤️
2026-05-13 03:03:46
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Spockerella 🍉 :
this family of Canada geese walked within a foot of me and a bunch of people at Disneyland last week. the adults are on alert, but were calm and not antagonistic.
2026-05-13 03:58:16
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Roddy Pendergast :
I always thought geese were pissed if because they knew they used to be dinosaurs.
2026-05-13 01:32:54
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rat baby 🐀 :
they make me a lil nervous but I respect them. I was chilling at a park and 2 geese with like 8 babies came out of the lake like 20 ft from me. parents looked at me for a second before determining I was not a threat and they all started foraging in the grass. we both kept an eye on eachother. I made a snapchat video and when I started talking one of them starred doing little honks and they all left. loved that
2026-05-14 16:06:28
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