As a poor living in the adjacent Santa Barbara, I approve this message
2026-05-13 07:43:13
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gelsey :
FINALLY MONTECITO SLANDER
2026-05-13 03:50:36
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peachy :
“i’m a professional hater” immediate like
2026-05-13 22:29:09
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tea.slurper69 :
Looks like Montecito would charge me $5 to look at the footage 😭
2026-05-15 13:47:29
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Sponge The Cat :
100% except ripping on Cafe Luxxe. That shit is beyond good.
2026-05-13 23:22:33
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kara :
it looks fake. like a barbie house.
2026-05-13 22:56:38
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Opinionated, Not Judgmental :
Santa Barbara is the American Riviera. Not Montecito
2026-05-14 03:26:57
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Swizcheese :
I remember when i used to say “one day ill stay at san ysidro ranch” back when it was $1500 a night…but nope the prices increased faster than my wealth once again
2026-05-13 07:03:43
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cejashouse :
As a Goleta resident, I stare out at the rain and smile knowing montecito is about to have a bad time 🤭
2026-05-18 20:48:47
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olivia judkins :
and there are no street lights, so if you’re on your way to your babysitting job in the hills at night in 2009 with your map quest directions because you don’t have an iphone yet and take a wrong turn w/ no cell service you arrive 30 minutes late and in a panicked sweat
2026-05-14 03:48:25
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marvinfuntiktok :
It’s super boring
2026-05-17 00:36:48
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21tootoo21 :
Yet another….Country Mart!
2026-05-13 04:20:05
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Debra :
I was the Director of Sales and Catering at SYR. I have a few Ty stories! 😂😂😂
2026-05-14 17:22:37
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The Real Diana Prince❌ :
My grandfather was the head ranchero of San Ysidro Ranch 100 yrs ago and raised my nana and her siblings there. I can’t even afford their restaurant let alone a nights stay!💯🤦🏻♀️
2026-05-14 15:50:25
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Alex James :
Westmont college is in montecito
2026-05-13 16:05:49
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icouldneverbeyourwoman :
“Trading times” is absurdly funny 😂
2026-05-17 17:35:23
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Claudia Cetto Padilla :
I just can’t get enough of your videos 😂😂😂
2026-05-13 04:04:40
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RadicalAgitator :
I love this whole concept
2026-05-13 20:58:03
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Nothingtoseehere :
We used to call it Monteconceito back in the day...
2026-05-15 01:38:31
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Ohanathecat :
Santa Barbara is the American Riviera. Not just Montecito.
2026-05-14 05:35:12
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user00000000001_official :
“Trading times” pmooooo
2026-05-15 19:42:59
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Katie :
I believe the Brentwood and Montecito country mart are owned by the same company. Exact same businesses and aesthetic 😂
2026-05-13 17:11:56
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Tyler Miska :
You have my full support
2026-05-13 04:10:51
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Heather Anne Wanders :
Your videos make my day 😂 Mean streets of Brentwood 😅
2026-05-13 06:05:10
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Momo :
“Too pretty to sit on :)” sent me into an actual rage.
2026-05-16 12:03:58
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