@its.anya.lacey: Every time I’ve ever seen someone steal, life always finds the funniest way to humble them later. You might get away with taking somebody’s fries today, but next week your phone is falling face-first into a toilet at maximum velocity. Karma doesn’t even need police reports anymore, she prefers psychological warfare and public embarrassment. The universe keeps receipts better than any security camera ever could, and trust me, the interest rates are brutal. So yeah, maybe just buy the candy bar instead of risking a lifetime curse of stepping on Legos barefoot at 2 a.m. #KarmaIsReal #FunnyTruth #LifeLessons #InstantRegret #toofunny