@mattkhaddor: i hate getting solicited by religious cults and i want to be unapproachable and insane next time one comes up to me, what are your best anti-religious tips, bits, etc that i should use? i'm not opposed to saying i worship the devil or blasting death metal out of my speakers - the wilder the better thanks #religioustrauma #jesus #jesuslovesyou #christian #solicitation

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calumharris_
calum harris :
just look them dead in the eye and speak gibberish like you’ve been possessed by Satan himself
2026-05-13 20:31:23
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fergieferggg
fergalicious :
barking maybe???
2026-05-20 04:01:38
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peewixoliver
Gabrielle Rae :
I point to my rainbow mat and say I’m a gay witch
2026-05-14 15:04:43
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kaykay_paige
Kaylyn Paige :
I hissed at the last one :/
2026-05-18 19:29:47
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byzenateresa
Zena Teresa :
Tell them you rebuke them
2026-05-13 17:06:58
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its_britney28
Britney Jean :
I answered the door in a bathrobe once looking purposely disheveled with a beer bottle in my hand and interrupted them mid sentence told them I’m an atheist and I have to get back to sacrificing a cat in my living room- I’m pretty sure Apple used their faces for the “😳” emoji and they never came back!!
2026-05-20 11:22:28
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voxxyme
voxxyme :
Tell them you are a witch or a warlock. 🙃
2026-05-13 19:29:28
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dontworryjustbreathe
Lauren James :
Waaaait he came in your gate???!??
2026-05-15 03:37:40
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tulipeileen
Tulip Eileen :
I saw a TikTok where the lady told them she was a witch and the ppl left immediately lol
2026-05-28 17:23:16
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wildfire.not.wildflower
wildfire.not.wildflower :
Crack the door and quickly let out a BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM.
2026-05-13 17:00:28
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