@thebeardedplantaholic: Good morning you beautiful dysfunctional rotisserie chickens. This is your reminder that absolutely nobody has life figured out. Some people are just better at walking confidently whilst internally buffering. So wear the weird thing. Start the project. Post the video. Say the thing. Take the risk. Because the clock is ticking and it would be wildly disappointing if fear became your entire personality. Now go forth and confuse the universe with momentum. One love, tiny phone people ❤️🫡🫶🏽🙌🔥

Let them :

Who does this man’s voice sound like? Someone help me out x

🥀𝕬𝖎𝖒𝖘🥀 :

But I love being a haunted lasagne 😂

SynthRem🇨🇦 :

"Emotionally pre-owned" 😂 that got me good

sp23948 :

Please let's crowdfund for this guy to make an app that plays a different message like this as your alarm every morning 🙏🏼

🍀🍯Tals🌙 🇦🇺 :

mate.. I just woke up.. and i feel so damn called out right now!!

kathjane :

I am, indeed, held together by caffeine and am flapping like a damp pigeon. BUT I bought an umbrella tea strainer, so that’s something.

justalittlebitrosie :

I need you to follow me around constantly and motivate me 😂

kayliewhy :

I feel like David Attenborough from another life 😂

Sleepy1320 :

sounds like top gear

🖤line :

HumanSnorlax :

I AM emotionally pre-owned. Leave me alone

DoxieCult :

emotionally pre-owned killed me

Julie Reppe :

I embraced my weird 25 years ago. Best thing I ever did😁

Blair Ryan :

I’m sorry but what an earth does a haunted lasagne look like 😂😂😂

JalynIRL :

As a massively depressed Italian I am EXCLUSIVELY a haunted lasagna.

Trish Wright312 :

I am loving the greetings 😂

Bee 🐝 :

The urgent Google search thing…unneeded to call us out like that…

sigma7 :

First video I’ve ever seen of yours and fucking LOVE 🥰

LEOtarbh :

✨Wear the electric purple eye shadow - I promise it looks banging ✨

Claire Hedström :

This is how daytime tv should sound

Artful Logic :

This made me feel better and then literally LOL when I saw the search is dysfunctional rotisserie chickens! 😂

✮⃝Emy :

thought it was a Michael mcintyre audio 😂😂

cameron1innes :

Did not expect that voice… *follows immediately

Blair Ryan :

New favourite person on this app 😂

Jen Kitsune :

The urge to reply, "haha, yeah!" is strong. 😂