@bpottz: We’ve all heard these and if you haven’t, you’re wrong #customerservice #oneliners #povs #workproblems #customers

JayLow ✝️🙏❤️ :

“We didn’t order it…BUT WE’LL TAKE IT!!!”

kandelaber :

john smiths

⌗ 𝒥uli ❦s 𝒯aka 🐇🩰 ͡꒱ :

John Smith's?

Henrik :

"allergic to the bill" was a new one for me 😂

🅁hys McD :

John Smiffs

Bee :

"must be free" "it was 5 dollars last week" "i guarantee you it was not

༺♰༻⛧𝓭3𝓻𝓛𝓸𝓻𝓭3⛧༺♰༻ :

“Well that means it’s free isn’t it!”

Jeff Jefferson :

No John smiths 💔

Mark T 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 :

Someone once said to me, “I pay your wages” and he was doing my last nerve in so I replied with, “my wages pay your benefits”

Beth Atkins :

"I know the manager "

gaia_alenko :

"anything else?" "yeah, your number" ..ugh.

Mike J. :

ur_mum :

John smiths

matt :

Too many taps today!....I actually say that....never again 🤣🤣🤣

I hate Ringo from the Beatles :

those are some good ass vocals, holy shit

Nickbalko :

My go to response to “the winning lottery numbers!” Is always “if I had that, why the hell would I be here?”

GD UK :

John Smiths !!!!

JosephImpey :

God this gave me horrible flashbacks

Mosh :

cant count the amount of times ive heard "No sugar, I'm sweet enough"