I want the robins to all have extremely jersey accents
2026-05-16 03:15:38
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Melonsoup :
This feels weirdly canon for the Batman universe
2026-05-16 03:03:54
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kellywilliams4261 :
So Oliver Queen in smallville.
2026-06-15 16:47:17
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newly_medicated_hipster :
obviously this should be green arrow, he wears a domino mask that in no way hides his super iconic and unique goatee
2026-05-16 03:20:35
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jigglypuffstuff :
this feels like “he’s the greatest guy arouunnndd” w/ Gothamites covering for him subway Peter style
2026-05-16 07:21:27
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friend_of1 :
there is a batman comics I can never find where the riddles traps a lot of gotham socialites to determine which family is batman and the robins and there turns out there are multiple families that coincidentally have the same means, motive, training, and series of consecutive smaller male relatives that match with the number of robins.
2026-05-16 03:58:15
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Perceval [they/he] :
Okay, but actually canonically Oliver Queen
2026-05-17 23:43:02
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Jay_Everest13 :
… is this not just Tony Stark …?
2026-05-18 17:23:51
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Dustin :
"Our butts don't even match anyway"
2026-05-16 14:46:50
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ScottFree :
“We were trying to find out Batman’s secret identity, and we found out he’s rich enough to do whatever he wants. Crap.”
2026-05-16 13:17:18
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The Comics Stronghold :
I feel like this works really well as Oliver Queen personally
2026-05-18 01:41:18
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Wolfgang :
I like to think it’s a Gotham exclusive open secret, like everyone in Gotham knows but they get super defensive if someone from outside tries to suggest that they’re the same person
2026-05-17 01:36:03
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Marlboro_Girl :
"dad are you the Batman?"
2026-05-16 11:01:24
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Ÿûšùf :
This is what Oliver Queen should be. Nobody is seeing that goatee and not putting the dots together.
2026-05-18 04:25:55
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Parcel_Crow :
“And all of my loved ones know kung fu” I’M CRYINGG
2026-05-18 18:28:55
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TheDeerEMT :
this is something Jason Todd would do 😂
2026-05-16 21:48:21
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Slotsofletters :
Lots of people do know he is Batman. They all just pretend they don’t, because they don’t want to lose the rules Batman follows.
2026-05-17 15:38:31
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drksideofthewal :
That would be a great interpretation of the character. He would be a mirror of someone like Falcone.
2026-05-16 04:06:16
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rhnt30 :
I need twelve seasons and three movies like yesterday. Preferably animated.
2026-05-18 14:41:13
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Ethan (Quiet🤫Sys) :
considering Gotham is a landmass connected to New Jersey (it's attached via the Delaware bay), a jersey accent would make this like at least 4x funnier but I've never heard anyone do jersey accents for any of the bats 😭
2026-05-17 21:43:17
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SayKnowsThis🍉🔻 :
This also conveniently fixes the problem of: There are 100% at least a dozen serving staff maintaining Wayne Manor, if not upwards of 100. Alfred is NOT doing all that himself.
I always like it being an open secret that Bruce *funds* Batman and is probably Matches Malone.
But this is super fun too
2026-05-17 01:03:11
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Rowbot Master :
is he on the level of wearing a "not batman" shirt or writing an "if I'd done it" esque book about "if he were" batman?
2026-05-16 08:26:38
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Michael Barrowman :
Batman's attitude to his secret identity is the opposite of Spider-Man's. Spidey hides his to protect his loved ones. Batman makes sure they don't need protecting.
2026-05-16 16:53:51
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Mickey :
Bruce: Damian could use the enrichment honestly 🤔
2026-05-16 06:00:37
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Bueller - Movies & Heists :
You can sort Batman fandom posts into "I actually just want to read Squirrel Girl" and "I actually just want to read Moon Knight"
this is Moon Knight
2026-05-16 20:48:03
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