If you can start as Joffrey at episode one you could literally become the greatest king of all time by s3 assuming my memories are intact
2026-05-16 14:42:47
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Ali Ahmed :
I'd invite Daenerys to marry me and make her queen.
2026-05-16 15:31:29
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Matilda Chepkigen :
I don’t think Tywin would allow himself to go down that easily and quietly. Especially not by Joffrey
2026-07-11 18:31:17
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Skylar Johnson :
Be nice. I think his biggest problem is no one liked him. Be nice to Sansa to keep the north on side. Be nice to Margery so her Nan doesn’t kill you. Be nice to tommen because you should.
2026-05-16 17:48:39
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anther1575 :
1 change. Margery instead of Olena. Olena would help, and you’d ensure her support because you’re cherishing what she considers the “best parts of her”
2026-07-10 23:17:58
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alex :
I'd just pledge fealty to Stannis
2026-05-16 14:11:05
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Rhys :
But you'd be a child, and i don't think tywin would let any of this happen from the start
2026-05-16 12:47:05
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ForceSparton :
tywin in this situation-"this is something i never felt before pride in someone else too bad it overshadowed by unyielding rage"
2026-05-16 19:32:41
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NitroWulf :
olena as Master of whispers would be a fucking PROBLEM 😭
2026-05-16 21:18:57
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fluffbunfluff41 :
I’m assuming when Danny comes by, you just peacefully give the kingdom over in return for a nice seat at Casterly rock.
2026-06-29 04:55:24
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Lightning :
I was just about to say before the end that all this is nice but Varys is sliming you out before you get the chance to be competent 😭😂
2026-05-16 13:09:18
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Ragad :
and you will give the throne to the mother of dragons right?😁
2026-06-24 12:49:45
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906Krb :
*wakes up as Joffery, and immediately takes a long walk off a short pier*
2026-05-16 15:14:51
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teshaun :
you forgot to offer the mountain to Dorne
2026-05-19 02:27:54
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Browser95 :
There is one GIANT mistake I'd fix, I would NEVER cast out Barristan Selmy. at most I'd make an EXCEPTION and order him to marry and have a son so that he cam train a new competent generation of kingsguard. He'll you could have him train a whole new guard force completely loyal to you but separate from the official kingsguard.
if the kingsguard are your shields then these new ones become your swords.
2026-05-17 08:15:13
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Tuga :
Wed her to Ramsey? The fuck did Alice do to you?
2026-05-17 05:35:50
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That is not my cat :
All he had to do was be nicer to the women around him.
2026-05-16 23:31:47
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harrifejs4e :
I have been blessed with more Tywin hate 😂😂😂😂
2026-05-16 12:50:13
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Magne explodes and dies😘 :
the majestic Kin is on my FYP? AWESOME!
2026-05-16 12:26:13
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A normal crab :
The main problem I see with is reshuffling river lands castles cause I don’t think any of those houses would be happy or want to go along with it. The freys built the twins from nothing and the werewood tree in raven tree hall is extremely important to the blackwoods. I also don’t think a king can just strip houses of their castles and reshuffle them around like how you described
2026-05-16 15:02:23
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D3xt3rity :
You‘re assuming people will actually do what you command here and not betray you. Especially going against tywin likely wouldnt end well for you, given how easily tywin overruled the original joffrey in the show
2026-05-16 15:11:08
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kingkingstar4 :
You are assuming so much about Ramsey's self control or Tywin's excessive pride
2026-05-17 06:57:23
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Mr. Young :
Sounds like you entered the body of Joffrey but with perfect foresight of the future
2026-05-16 19:16:07
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