@peteflack: So close yet so far away #comedу #foryou #sayings

Jared Seten :

Close enough, welcome back Michael Scott

Doost🐼 :

Frank Basement Yard

ross_snd :

Gangland_Gazette :

77th

. :

Holy early

j🖤 :

this guy gets it

Tropical Gummy Bears :

oexxe :

Yeyeman :

Absinthe does in fact do that

Timmy tough knuckles :

A bird in your bush is worth two hands

saetah21 :

Brad :

Or or now hear me out a bird in the hand is not worth two hands in the bush

Sgt_JR32 :

what if I dont have a bird in my bush? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

TO13IAS :

You do gotta sniff it

OneManBand :

Well… that’s gonna leave a mark.

Nyx :

this is a real thing called a malaphor, a combination of metaphors (aka we'll burn that bridge when we get to it)

Jim Bowlya :

They are “malapropisms”. My wife is a master.

Michael Loye :

@liam👍

Kai :

😁😁😁