@unemployed.sensei: I don’t think basa fish is actually a fish because if basa fish was really a fish then why does its name sound like a forgotten galaxy ruled by a tired wizard named Kevin, and why do I feel like one of the stars in the night sky is actually a giant underwater shopping mall for shrimp. Maybe the universe started when a cosmic microwave exploded inside a bowl of soup and the first thing ever created was a basa fish floating through space asking for directions but nobody answered. Scientists say the universe is expanding but honestly it’s probably just trying to escape the smell of wet socks left behind by ancient aliens on Saturn. And another thing, why is it called basa. Who looked at this fish and said “yeah bro this is definitely a basa.” What even IS basa. It sounds more like a failed Bluetooth company from 2004 than an actual fish. Maybe the fish named itself because dolphins kept calling it Greg and it got offended. Maybe in another dimension every animal is named after the sound of a broken printer and somewhere out there there’s a spaghetti noodle bird named “vrEEEEEE-krrt.” Sometimes I wonder why basa fish don’t just crawl onto land and start a new life. Maybe they’re scared of taxes. Maybe they know that once you touch land you instantly have to answer emails, buy toothpaste, and pretend to understand modern art. Basa fish stay underwater because deep down they understand true peace. No meetings. No passwords. No “please update your software.” Just floating around silently like a sentient potato with fins while humanity destroys its own mental health arguing about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. Then I start thinking about the universe again because maybe planets are just emotional support rocks orbiting giant fireballs trying to feel confident, and black holes are actually cosmic vacuum cleaners searching for a TV remote that disappeared in 1997. Maybe every galaxy is just an aquarium owned by some exhausted cosmic child who forgot to feed us three billion years ago. Maybe Earth is just the loading screen of a much bigger game where giraffes are illegal and chairs can sing. So honestly I think basa fish knows something we don’t. It never tried to become famous. It never started a podcast. It never became a crypto influencer. It just swims around mysteriously while humanity keeps inventing useless problems like square water bottles and refrigerators with WiFi. Maybe basa fish already solved the meaning of life but refuses to tell us because we laughed at it once. And in conclusion… idk bro.#edit #bluearchive #hoshino #shiroko #bluearchiveglobal
