@shortreddits.fyp: Would you rather get $100 every time you pee or $500 every time you poop? Why? #reddits #redditreadings #fyp #funny #fypシ

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lord_bovril
🇻🇦Olive-Delights🇻🇦 :
It’s much healthier to drink water than it is to have to eat a ton
2026-07-07 15:19:34
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n0l3av3
TheOneBirdYouKnow :
On a average day I poo about 3-4 times. So on the low end that 1,5k a DAY! Which is roughly 45k a month and 540k a year
2026-07-08 08:48:40
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.toe88
xXbootyticklerXx :
start drinking tons of water. good thing to do anyway
2026-06-24 13:17:10
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rotten.ribz
razi :
i pee like 5 times a day or smth… and only poo every three days. go figure.
2026-07-05 20:51:38
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dracogillard
Chronicallyill-trans-zebra :
Pee cause i have chronic constipation
2026-07-08 13:01:13
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djesba08
￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ ￴￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ ￴ :
Poop I go 3 times at least a day
2026-07-08 09:59:01
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saranaxo
꧁🃏☀️sᴀʀᴀɴᴀ☀️🃏꧂ :
500 everytime I poop. I poop a lot. multiple times a day.
2026-07-08 08:06:34
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lepizg98
Neno988 :
I do number 2 like 3 times a day consistetly for the last 6 years so guess who would get rich quick🤣
2026-07-08 06:55:28
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whitetigerz101
Whitetigerz :
As a diabetic, 100 bucks is like 1000 a day at least
2026-05-17 03:50:35
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pumpkinqueen12
pumpkinqueen🎃🏳️‍🌈 :
laughs in IBS and Lactose intolerance
2026-07-06 17:56:34
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thatguychch
That guy :
As a dairy intolerant individual, if I need some extra cash, just have a milk shake
2026-06-07 01:50:44
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carxl.ex_xp
Lunala :
jokes on you, when I'm stressed I poop so I'll get like 1.5k everyday
2026-07-07 23:25:19
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rebeccanoodles
RebeccaNoodle :
as someone who is lactose intolerant, i can get 500$ on command in a timeframe of about 30 minutes.
2026-07-07 15:14:30
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elma_0_
elma :
I pee minimum 15 times a day, but only poo 2 times a week🥲
2026-07-06 19:59:53
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aliciahead828
Alicia Head828 :
the pee one, my chronic constipation is terrible for the poop one...
2026-05-17 04:23:09
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jodie_main1
Jodie :
I’m lactose intolerant but can’t give up milk in my tea or give up cheese so I’ll definitely pick poop
2026-07-05 22:57:30
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acewolf4499
Acewolf :
Consistent pee bc I pee like 4 times a day £400 a day, £2,800 a week, £11,200 a month, £134,400 a year. Roughly
2026-06-21 17:14:53
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kellycostilla
Kelly Not Clarkson :
Pee. I drink LOTS of water but have IBS 😂
2026-05-27 01:40:29
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doormatree
Felix :
Pee, I would be the most hydrates
2026-06-24 11:46:46
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mf_tuning5620
Frydahls Fusk :
Pee, i have a small bladder so i pee like 15 times a day
2026-07-07 21:22:01
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im_the_biggest_cheese
Biggie cheese🧀 :
I poop like once every two weeks so I’m taking pee😭
2026-05-17 04:30:40
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ty420amsterdam
ty420amsterdam :
I'm an alcoholic and I'm native. so water and alcohol are important.
2026-05-17 03:14:50
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jasmina.01.0
𝒋𝒂𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒂 :
I have no gallbladder sooo….
2026-07-06 19:40:33
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luc.chazalet
Luc Chazalet :
Income “stream”. How many people caught that
2026-07-06 22:11:07
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pasztetkoko
pasztetkoko :
i poo at least once a day easy poo option
2026-07-05 22:45:50
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