@the28yearoldmale: Not again! Carano has been left to clean up the mess of her 20 second definitely not staged defeat to Ronda Rousey today. Cerano was instantly twisted into a human pretzel by Rousey, but not before being picked up and dumped on her back, creating what sounded like a total release of gastrointestinal matter. At the point of release from the Strait of Anoos, Caranos face can clearly be seen forming an expression of deep realisation as to the state of immediate affairs, and acceptance of defeat. One can only speculate that she might have been thinking more about her fastest and most discrete octagon to bathroom exit strategy, rather than defending against having her shoulder popped like a balloon being intentionally squeaked at a kids party by some poorly trained/parented kid probably with lollie stained teeth in front of you purely to piss me off. F**k I hate balloons dead set I genuinely f*cking hate balloons sort your kids out mate. More to come. #UFC #rousey #cerano
