and this is why i roll hidden. had a session where i got asked to roll open. party nearly wiped on wolves.
let me fudge my dice in peace. it is for YOUR good, not for mine
2026-05-18 09:30:46
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NINES :
When I want my players to have a good time, but they keep rolling trash and my lame monsters get their third crit in a row
2026-05-17 20:25:19
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Enzo :
Number one is so valid. Like how does my dm have a 75-80% hit rate on my 21 AC character?
2026-06-13 19:29:02
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Alex :
"does a 36 hit your armor class" quote from my dm
2026-05-19 14:40:37
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Krystian :
as a gm i sometimes just roll some dice just to scare up my players
2026-05-18 08:23:22
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Y-van Lavoie :
as a dm all my rolls are public and when the party saw 4 back to back mat 20 they put my dice in jail. also have you tried bring snacks and an energy drink for your dm?
2026-05-17 18:42:17
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nyverden_real :
literally roll dice just to make players nervous
2026-05-19 05:24:36
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neoraven_11th 🇿🇦 :
as a forever DM. Gotta get my fun where I can somehow and yes I do all of these too😂😂I think it's a universal thing
2026-05-17 13:23:16
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Frosty :
"Does a 30 hit?"
Me looking at my 12 AC wizard who was trying to leave
"I dunno does it-"
2026-05-20 16:05:36
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Aj Best :
yeah but does a 29 hit?
2026-05-18 12:47:47
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Ben :
the DM should know if a X hits... know your player's character sheets...
2026-06-12 20:18:10
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💟DinoQueenJoules ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა :
*rolls dice* “interesting, continue”
2026-05-18 00:05:54
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Connor :
Listen, all of these are my favorite thing to do. HOWEVER: I ask if a 31 hits so that nobody tries to waste a roll-changing mechanic. I’m trying to save you from using shield on an attack that will blow through it anyway.
2026-05-17 20:39:32
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Lillyjay :
I randomly roll just for fun lol. 😂😂 and yeah I poker face lol
2026-06-06 02:46:59
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draft..punk🇬🇧 :
One of my players made a broken build that had ac of 32 if I remember correctly
2026-05-19 17:56:06
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KILLSMASH :
As a DM, this makes me devilishly happy 😈
2026-05-19 01:05:53
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KECoons | Author :
last session I rolled either a Nat 1 or a Nat 20 there was no in-between. at least during the first fight
2026-05-18 00:01:36
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Scoobysnacks007 :
I have successfully stopped every single crit from my DM against the party with silvery barbs 😂
2026-06-12 21:20:47
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Sippdogg Mac :
tbh sometimes I roll a random die for NO REASON other than to fuck with the party; and I also say things like "as you approach the end of the corridor you notice that the door is completely ordinary and definitely not trapped".
2026-05-17 22:33:19
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ItsRavenRose420 :
I'm a lvl 4 paladin and managed to get my AC to 21 dm hates me too🤣
2026-05-18 00:37:14
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DefNotSanji :
As a DM 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2026-05-19 15:12:55
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Sinisterlives360 :
*Dice roll from DM mid session*
2026-05-21 17:15:20
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PrivateEyeTy007 :
and good DM fudges rolls. I don't, because my rolls are already bad
2026-05-27 12:52:27
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Luna :
A good DM knows when to fudge the dice for the lore 😂
2026-05-26 23:22:56
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notrisandays41 :
As a DM, I specifically take joy in turning to the lowest AC at the table and asking "Does a 21 hit?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-05-17 20:13:41
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