@its.anya.lacey: I genuinely can’t tell if this is toxic behavior or just one of her little quirks at this point, but I swear I can never have a single moment of privacy. The second my phone rings, it’s like an interrogation immediately begins and she suddenly needs a full transcript of every sentence that was said on that call. I’ll hang up and before I can even put my phone down it’s “who was that, what did they want, what did you say after that?” I understand being curious, but sometimes I feel like I’m giving post-game press conferences after answering a two minute phone call. At this point I’m about to start answering in another language just to keep at least one tiny mystery alive in this relationship. #RelationshipHumor #CoupleProblems #TooReal #FunnyRelationships #DailyLife