@taylormakesvideos: my ego hurts just reading these 💀😂

Atlas :

that's actually a convincing argument for marriage

Shan 🦋 :

They just keep getting better…

SnoozeOwl :

Him: "It's not you, it's me." Me: "Oh. I mean, yeah, obviously. I didn't think we had to point it out."

DemonMother :

My kids dad told our 12 year old daughter he'd eaten McDonald's without her, she looked him up and down and said "yeah, I can tell"

rachelsunderland⁷ :

Look at the UK version of Frank Gallagher 😂😂😂😂

xjuliaxdavisx :

A situationship once told me if I didn’t want to meet that night we were breaking up. I responded with “Are we dating?”. Never heard from him again

magzzziiieee :

_ no.thisissanjay :

Oh ladies you are doing FANTASTIC out here.

Marriah Walsh :

My 13 year old daughter has a tendency to get engines “revved” at her while she’s walking. She says “wow buddy! You’re so fast! Are you wearing your light up shoes?” 🤣

Bev :

"I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you"

🖤𝓤𝓷𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓷𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵𝔂1🖤 :

" don't confuse my not having a roster w not having a waitlist."

Charlie :

the 6 year old made me seen as GENEROUS..

TassieTravelsAdventures :

My single ass almost thought of dating again just to use some of these, but then my cat reminded me we are just fine…

Shannon Stultz :

“You can’t act like you are above everyone when you’re eye level with me” I’m 5ft

Dani 🇨🇴 :

Let me ✍️just ✍️write this down ✍️

RH :

Keep going honey

z :

my meanness calmed down after highschool. I had no filter back then 😂

Ghostly🇨🇦 :

To all the ladies who gave answers: I love you, you are my kinda humans. May your days be filled with good times and perfect meals.💚

flwrbmb :

a guy once messaged me "sorry I blocked you." I said "we don't talk enough for me to notice"

Dani :

this has taught me I am to nice

𝓔𝓵𝔂𝓼𝓲𝓪𝓷 :

i was asleep and when he woke me up i screamed at the top of my lungs because i genuinely thought it was shrek. we had to break up after that because i could never unsee shrek when i looked at him 🫠