@taylormakesvideos: my ego hurts just reading these 💀😂

sunshine Shar ☀️ :

the Search being Owen Grey.......HELLO????

Atlas :

that's actually a convincing argument for marriage

Shan 🦋 :

They just keep getting better…

SnoozeOwl :

Him: "It's not you, it's me." Me: "Oh. I mean, yeah, obviously. I didn't think we had to point it out."

Raven Jade :

Why tf is the search Owen gray 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

DemonMother :

My kids dad told our 12 year old daughter he'd eaten McDonald's without her, she looked him up and down and said "yeah, I can tell"

xjuliaxdavisx :

A situationship once told me if I didn’t want to meet that night we were breaking up. I responded with “Are we dating?”. Never heard from him again

🖤𝓤𝓷𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓷𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵𝔂1🖤 :

" don't confuse my not having a roster w not having a waitlist."

meowie1994 :

I don’t use my freewill enough

magzzziiieee :

Bev :

"I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you"

Marriah Walsh :

My 13 year old daughter has a tendency to get engines “revved” at her while she’s walking. She says “wow buddy! You’re so fast! Are you wearing your light up shoes?” 🤣

_ no.thisissanjay :

Oh ladies you are doing FANTASTIC out here.

RH :

Keep going honey

Dani 🇨🇴 :

Let me ✍️just ✍️write this down ✍️

Charlie :

the 6 year old made me seen as GENEROUS..

Shannon Stultz :

“You can’t act like you are above everyone when you’re eye level with me” I’m 5ft

TassieTravelsAdventures :

My single ass almost thought of dating again just to use some of these, but then my cat reminded me we are just fine…

z :

my meanness calmed down after highschool. I had no filter back then 😂

Roller2014 :

Told my ex that I had seen tv ads that lasted longer