@easysqueezy75: Good afternoon to everyone except the men furious that I booked my wedding on the same day England are playing in the World Cup. Because apparently me getting legally married is “poor timing” but watching Phil Foden moisturise a football pitch for 90 minutes is a sacred historical event. The outrage has genuinely been insane. Grown men reacting like I announced the ceremony would take place during the evacuation of Earth. “You’re joking.” No babe the registrar’s booked, the deposits are paid, and if England score during the vows you’ll simply have to suffer in silence like women do every single football season. And why are football men SO dramatic? Talking about “we can still make the semis.” WE????? Daniel you work nights at Halfords and your hamstring explodes when you stand up too fast. Calm yourself Pep Guardiola. I just know one man is going to disappear midway through the reception to “use the toilet” and be found 47 minutes later in a cubicle watching ITVX with three other emotionally unstable men in formalwear. Full brightness. No headphones. One of them whisper-screaming “COME ONNNNN” while my nan’s trying to do the Macarena outside. If England lose, the atmosphere at MY wedding is going to resemble a state funeral. Men staring into the distance holding untouched pints. Refusing to dance because “it doesn’t feel right.” One uncle fully grieving in the smoking area over a missed penalty like he personally raised the player from birth. And if England win I already know the men are going to make MY wedding entirely about football. Suddenly there’s a shirt off. Someone’s climbed onto a chair. Beer everywhere. One man crying into a sausage roll screaming “THIS IS FOR SOUTHGATE.” Meanwhile my actual husband hasn’t spoken to me in 2 hours because he’s in a group huddle singing Three Lions with men named Gaz and Big Lee. The end 😂 #asmrtiktoks #cleaning #suds #colourful #sink

Cleaning with Emma :

“Daniel you work nights at Halfords” had me in hysterics 😂😂😂 congrats on the wedding tho my love! Sn… this was stunning as per 💕usual

CherrySuds🍒🫧 :

The caption I’m crying 😭

𐬺𐬾꧁－ℳ☆𝓎𝒶－꧂𐬾𐬺 :

TV GIRL

𝗗𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲 🧿🪬💛 :

OMGGGGG THIS CAPTION HAS ME HOWLINGGGGGG! I forgot all about the squeeze so I watched it twice!!! Hahahahaha loveee this!! And I can’t wait to see the wedding pictures you beautiful beautiful queen ❤️❤️❤️❤️

TheAC :

Congratulations on your upcoming nuptials! Hope your big day goes even better than you imagine. Beautiful squeezes as always!

lexi :

THIS IS HEAVAN!!

Anna S Ravn 78 :

❤️💙🥰 i love the color

Emma :

Killed me 🤣🤣🤣 you articulated that PERFECTLY! This was stun 😍

Sally Konneh :

78 squeeze 🥰

sudsycleans🧼 :

I’m howlinggg

Princess857_cleantok :

Omg the caption is awesome 😂love the colours though 💕💕💕good luck girl

🫧🎄𝓛𝓲𝔃🎄🫧 :

This was perfect 😍😍😍😍

EmzE Sudz🫧🧼 :

Absolutely stunning! 😍🔥🔥howling at the caption 🤣😭

Clean With Ruby 🫶🏼 :

GIRL 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 I’m dead

LÊ BẢO NGHI :

I in Viet Nam

Shaimaa Shanty :

🫧 Rissa🫧 :

The caption 😂😂 also this was 🔥🔥

𝗦𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝗦𝘂𝗱𝘀 :

LOVEEEEEEEEE!!!! ❤️❤️😍😍😍😍

SilviaB🧴🧽🧼 :

this was stunning 😍😍😍

Smurf-Steph Squeezes :

The caption 😂😭😭😭😂😭

SpongeSKills-Sal :

😂😂😂😂😂😂Kin ell. It’s like you can see into the future 😂 but this is exactly what gonna happen 😂 I love it 🥰

KateSqueezes :

Oh my actual life!!!!!!

samanthaherman282 :

I love your caption😂 and these colors are gorgeous and you always have such beautiful squeezes and suds🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

My Happy Place :

This caption is to funny 🤣