@rio.matsuzawa: Why do Japanese people still wear masks? Because Japan accidentally made itself allergic. After WWII, Japan planted massive amounts of cedar trees (杉 / sugi) across the country to help rebuild the nation. Sounds nice, right? Wrong. Now every spring the trees basically ejaculate pollen into the atmosphere like a biological attack. Nearly 40% of Japan suffers from 花粉症 (hay fever), which means millions of people spend springtime sneezing like Victorian tuberculosis patients. So when you see Japanese people wearing masks, it’s not always: “OH MY GOD GERMS.” Sometimes it’s: “The trees are trying to deepthroat my sinuses again.” And that’s the funniest part: Japan caused this shit itself. The government planted all these trees after the war to save the country, and now the country gets bukake’d by the forest every March. That’s like Reiko nursing me back to emotional health… then mailing me my own cum sock back vacuum sealed. #learnjapanese #filthyfrank #parody #fyp