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Dudu Veiga :

Mds eu tava jantando

2026-05-22 03:06:45

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🍫 Chocolate :

Eu cago no serviço de boa

2026-05-22 20:11:51

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ℜ𝔬𝔡𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔬 :

eu tô passando mal com esse final KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

2026-05-21 23:40:59

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Jean Costa :

Não tem prega certa msmmm!

2026-05-21 22:55:00

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🐾 Patinhas Poderosas 🐾 :

Eu tinha o maior medo de cagar na escola e acontecer isso 😂

2026-07-20 04:10:10

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Curiosidade do dia :

Tô ficando atoladinha 😂😂😂😂

2026-05-22 01:16:21

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niicolaas :

já me ocorreu

2026-05-27 16:25:45

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Alayanne :

Pedi a professora várias vezes pra mim ir para casa 😂😂😂😂

2026-05-21 23:08:35

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Méhira Shams :

pior foi o Pe Fabio de Melo que teve que sair com o cocô no bolso .. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

2026-06-03 17:38:47

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ravena :

me acabei de rir sksksskskskksskksskksskskskskskskkskssksksk

2026-05-23 05:55:41

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argentx24 :

Eu me acabando de rir no ônibus ksksksk esse final mdssss

2026-05-25 22:18:46

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CARLÃO :

HAAAAAAAAAAAAKAKAKAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAKAK

2026-05-23 16:49:16

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David wander :

Fumhummmmmm kakakakakakakaka

2026-05-22 11:00:18

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Luccas Ledomas :

Nesse vídeo eu sempre acho que a frase é maravilhosa até vê a próxima kkkkkkk😂

2026-05-21 23:50:21

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Victor Alecio :

tu é o melhor humorista que tem veyr kkkkkkkk 😂😂😂

2026-05-22 00:03:25

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Pedro Henrique Leandro :

Eu já menti dizendo que estava passando mal pra poder ir pra casa cagar, mas nunca que caguei na escola kkkkkkkkk

2026-05-22 10:40:25

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Samuel Guedes :

Passadaaaaaaaaaaaa😂😂😂

2026-05-21 22:54:46

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