@itsmebalaan: 📜 Meet Confiscution: The Master of Minimal EffortBorn in the ancient province of Slouching around 500 BCE, Confiscution is history’s most misunderstood intellectual. While his contemporary, Confucius, preached hard work and filial piety, Confiscution pioneered the school of Extreme Bureaucratic Preservation.He famously argued that the highest human achievement is doing exactly what you are paid for—and absolutely nothing else. #fyp #foryou #motivation #qoutes #funny

wisedude :

I am chasing my dream by sleeping more

Torodabull :

Confucius never met my boss

Jimbob :

This is crazy...but I'm from a different timeline where there's this guy called Confucius...

Harry :

a rong rong time ago

Sarah Jaszmine :

The first slide. You’d be surprised.

dän91☣️😜 :

“You can never fail if you do nothing”

DIU :

I’d rather get a brand new Honda than a 3 previous owner bmw (I’m not taking about cars) stay with me now.

sadala201 :

Thank you. Oh wise one

Vixenn :

cake is still cake if you make it extra thick.

THOMASADVENTURE :

number 1 is what i do with my homework

Madalin Oniciu :

Here I sit upon the throne, No toilet paper to be known. Now I wait and hope and pray, Someone brings a roll my way

ateh :

Thank you master for your advice. Now i'm jobless

Shaun Cai :

why do we make plans, when plans always change.

YOLLARIN SONU :

If you don't make a big deal out of problems, there will be no problems.

Toby Fleming765 :

"Why put off until tomorrow that which just as easily could be put off for the day after or even the day after that."

Sojung :

You can not be rejected if you never say hello. 😃

Sync剣 :

勉为骑男 :

I’m unlightened.