@theonion: Meat Prices Skyrocket After Cow Smashing Machine Gets All Beefed Up

Preston 🇺🇸 :

How can they afford this many actors when they hardly break 20k views

Callsign Taibhsé🇮🇪 :

what in the interdimensional cable 💔

Nibbles :

You better not be using AI or I’m going to lose faith in the last vestige of a sane world, the sacred power of comedy.

Recktarded :

As a european, this sound like real news

cstlrok :

So that's where my smashburgers come from!

Cyber-Cafe :

My mom thinks this is a real news story btw. 😑

♿Saimami🍉💙 :

This uses CGI not AI

Garlic Bread Enjoyer :

Hate that i have to check now to see if it's real or just Onion

kohnwilkes :

You laugh but they already have a “cow smasher” from JBS and Tyson

TheDisagreer🇮🇷🇯🇵🇨🇳🇺🇸 :

thank you for this Andrew Jackson 😁

Park :

Is this real

burner29 :

I’m way to high for this

Toby :

This’ll prolly be true in like 30 years

stormynights :

damn never been this early

MrJoesmokey 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ :

GR¡MM :

This is how Vegans see the industry

Solon Sims :

First

kefendrick :

Unless we start what?

Jen :

Ahhahahahaha🤣

ones king :

bro how fall for this

Ghost-Gost :

...are we using ai?

keving :

ai