@song4thedeaf_: Today Morrissey turns 67. Born in Old Trafford, raised on Wilde and Bowie, writing poems nobody asked for until a guitarist named Johnny Marr came along. Together they built what many consider one the greatest songwriting duo of the decade. Happy 67th birthday to Morrissey 🖤 #morrissey #thesmiths #otd

devil_loc :

Morrissey is the type of dude to wake you up from your sleep...just to tell you he's going to bed ....

yazmincore :

Ok but what about “I was looking for a job and then I found a job and heaven knows I’m miserable now “ *rips shirt to emphasize how miserable I am now*

KeplerCat :

prime morrisey ripping shirt

Gas Station Hotdog :

The pre cut slit on the t-shirts makes this so much funnier

Nat M :

You don’t get it

Alicia ✶🎷🐛 :

i mean he did say he didn’t have a stitch to wear

Kirk :

Robert Smith was mocking him from backstage.

🍸Eurydice Colette (Patsy) :

At least he showed up. Doesn’t even do that half the time! 🤣🤣🤣

jg :

Vanessa :

He can do WHATEVER he wants he’s the GOAT!

johnnnnnnm :

Morrissey can do whatever he wants

Rosz Mantra :

Is this the brit Hulk Hogan?

cal :

genuinely my dad 3 seconds after landing in any country with a minimal percentage heat increase to the UK

. :

Not a single Smiths song needs any of that 😭

queen7 :

Everytime I see this I burst out laughing

JoelKarl365 :

What a charming man, bet he drives a charming car

daniel :

67 year old man btw

Stu :

Actually every song is worthy of that

jenarnett7 :

he stinks it up for you

coldblowsthewind91 :

Every song!!

Crafted In A Jiffy :

Tony.8104🇮🇪 :

Maybe the song that’s playing?

sodak_sound :

Moz does what Moz wants.