Via :
I genuinely hope both sides of your pillow are warm, your blanket is somehow too short and too heavy at the same time, his phone charger only works if he hold it at a very specific angle while not breathing, your Wi-Fi disconnects at 99% every single time, his socks get wet for no clear reason, hissleeve slides down whenever he wash his hands, his alarm goes off but he is still exhausted, autocorrect embarrasses you in front of the exact people you didn’t want to embarrass yourself in front of, your headphones only work in one ear unless you twist the wire just right, every chair you sit on makes a noise in a silent room, your favorite song always gets interrupted by an ad, your food is always slightly too hot or slightly too cold, you hit every red light when you’re already late, you forget why you walked into a room, your pen runs out of ink mid-sentence, your screen brightness is never right no matter how much you adjust it, your shoelace comes undone right after you tie it, your phone battery jumps from 20% to 1% in seconds, your notifications disappear when you tap them, you miss the last step on the stairs, your nose gets itchy when your hands are full, your keyboard adds letters he didn’t type, his hoodie string gets permanently stuck in the dryer, his drink spills just enough to be annoying but not enough to justify cleaning it immediately, his earbuds tangle themselves while sitting completely still, his volume is either too loud or too quiet with no in-between, his glasses smudge the moment he clean them, your package says “delivered” but is nowhere to be found, his chair squeaks every time he shift even slightly, your sleep position is never comfortable, his phone slips out of his hand and lands face-down, he app refreshes right when you were about to finish reading, he shoelaces drag on the ground after he already left the house, his nail catches on fabric repeatedly, your hoodie pocket has crumbs he don’t remember putting there and your alarm snoozes itself one too many times.
2026-05-23 14:03:57