@teddynonstop: #stitch with @rednec_viking POV: A gym bro looks at me and says— “You ready to lift, bro?” 💪😭 Me: “…absolutely.” pause Then this man proceeds to unhinge his jaw like a python and swallow a whole tangerine like it’s a gumball. 🍊😭 Me standing there like: “…what in the reptilian pre-workout ritual was THAT?” Because brother stopped being human for a solid 7 seconds. At that point I’m less worried about the workout… And more concerned I accidentally joined a cult. 😅 #GymTok #WhatDidIJustSee #Fitness #realtalk 😭

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