This is why I stick to the script.. and when they say someone out of my script I just smile awkwardly strat sweating and walk away, which is probably just as bad
2026-05-23 13:31:57
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aubrey :
as a server AND recovering alcoholic, this joke would've hit with me btw
2026-05-23 07:41:08
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jordan 🪿 :
this is why we can’t be funny with guests 😭
2026-05-23 17:01:15
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Kiwi :
Had a guy once clean his plate. Like not a crumb left. I’d checked on them twice during their meal. At the end I said. “Hey! How was everything?” “Terrible.” I giggled and was like “Oh yea, sure looks like it was.” While smiling and holding his plate up. He deadpanned me and went. “That was the worst sandwich I’ve ever had. Terrible.” And I just stood there smiling until I realized he was serious 😅 I was like “I.. sir why didn’t you tell me when I checked on you during the meal?” 😭 and he’s like “why? So you can bring me the second worst sandwich I’ll ever try?” They paid there bill.. and still tipped.. but I think about him often
2026-05-23 08:12:04
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🌷 :
you hearing the words come out his mouth
2026-05-24 02:45:39
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lili :
we all here after our shift …right?
2026-05-24 04:11:45
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Cat :
i said “ i love you” instead of “have a good day” and it haunts me
2026-05-23 08:12:49
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Kris :
As a server your basically an actor. Sometimes the bit lands, but we secretly thrive on the moments when they don’t.
2026-05-23 06:21:14
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#1 princess in the world :
that’s when you say “oh, hey, i’m so sorry, i was just doing a bit. that’s great to hear that you’re on your sober journey!” i promise once you stop being afraid of being embarrassed/judged as a server, the improv just flows
2026-05-24 00:36:29
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pogblivion :
And this is why I keep my thoughts to myself…
2026-05-23 15:59:54
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Lucy 🏝 :
You the rest of your shift
2026-05-24 15:46:25
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NikkiScreaming :
That would send me into oblivion and I would shit myself laughing
2026-05-24 01:32:35
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K. :
Hey so that’s not your line
2026-05-23 23:49:00
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💋🧟♀️Ava🦄 ✝️ :
“Oh…oh…”
2026-05-23 07:46:41
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Tim ☀️ :
this is absolutely horrifying
2026-05-23 11:28:45
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🌊laire⁷ ⋆.˚ ☾ .⭒˚ :
literally you
2026-05-29 00:10:38
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Gohegoki🇫🇯 :
no more improv let’s stick to the script
2026-05-23 20:41:05
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TeeKnowsAll :
Him when you said that:
2026-06-19 13:42:38
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Sav :
The best part of recovery is when you can joke about it
2026-07-18 22:12:22
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sshelbita :
No bc what are the fucking chances 😭😭😭😭😭
2026-06-13 02:56:31
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Ben levine :
Today I took a tables order and before I walked away I just said “goodnight” like wtf
2026-05-23 06:41:10
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Jay Manis :
“So… you want water”
2026-05-28 23:18:54
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Redflag Kelsey rosee🚩 :
As a server I would pass away
2026-05-23 14:16:13
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