Before the light, we're at our darkest And I know how dark it gets The demons and the angels that you bargain with It's hard, but perhaps we can market it Charlie's story was poignant and funny So let's exploit it for money See, with no devil or God, he'd be intellectual property And a soul is worth a lot in this economy, it's gotta be Let's make him more handsome; a man bun, a handgun Blowing away the demons that he ran from (Damn, son) Charlie has got another anthem His fans are too impatient for reincarnation They need some kind of savior to save them Or at least somebody savior-adjacent So if I may, then, let's remake him Copyright, license the rights to his likeness His face on the apps of all your devices Just sign on the line that's provided We can all be polite and self-righteous Designed and refined by committee Less kind and forgiving, more gritty Aligned with the times that we're living Movies parlayed into a franchise Watered down, sanitized Now Charlie can't die Excuse me, sir, you've got that look that we've been looking for Music, film, and television, we can get you in the door You could live forever, win awards Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you mistook me for Music, film, and television, we can get you in the door While the crowd around you begs for more Well, I know you miss him dearly, though And are cheering for a miracle But rejection of the spiritual Will help you worship the material Let's see what makes him tick, his mistakes, his relationships Charlie takes a trip to outer space to battle atheists There's no limit to the waste that we could make of it Designed and refined by committee Less kind and forgiving, more gritty Aligned with the times that we're living Movies parlayed into a franchise Watered down, sanitized Now Charlie can't die Excuse me, sir, you've got that look that we've been looking for Music, film, and television, we can get you in the door You could live forever, get applause Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you mistook me for Music, film, and television, we can get you in the door While the crowd around you begs for more Excuse me, sir, you've got that look that we've been looking for Music, film, and television, we can get you in the door Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you mistook me for Music, film, and television, we can get you in the door Excuse me, sir, you've got that look that we've been looking for Music, film, and television, we can get you in the door Excuse me, sir, there must be someone you mistook me #trend #fyp #umamusumeprettyderby - @ckoooper