@thewaddlers: Pregnant with a toddler is not “double the cute.” It is surviving a tiny drunk roommate while growing another one. ☕️ You’re throwing up while someone hands you a wet goldfish cracker they found in the couch cushion three business days ago. You finally sit down because your pelvis feels like it was assembled with popsicle sticks… and suddenly a tiny voice appears:“Mommy watch this.”And now they’re naked on the kitchen table. 🤍 People ask what it’s like like it’s this magical glowing season. No.It’s peeing every 14 minutes while chasing someone who runs purely on apple juice and violence. It’s trying to explain “gentle hands” while your unborn baby is practicing WWE moves directly into your bladder. And the second you try to rest?Your toddler suddenly remembers they have never loved anyone more than you.Now they need to sit on your stomach. Specifically your stomach. The wildest part is you’re exhausted beyond human understanding… but also crying because their little voice says,“Hold you mama?” And somehow you still do. 💪 What is the most feral thing your toddler did while you were pregnant? Spill it in the comments, mama. We are reading every single one. Follow our page for more real talk like this, and click the linktree in our bio to listen to the full breakdown. Share this post with the mama who is growing a baby while chasing another one around the house. #pregnancy #pregnantlife #toddlerlife #toddlermom #momlife

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