@gamingdocmbbs: things your doctor says versus what they mean content for entertainment purposes only, for medical advice seek your doctor #doctor #medicalhumor
yeah, I was called back in 4 days after a biopsy to 'discuss' it, I was told it would be up to 6 weeks before I heard so I knew the news was bad. When they asked if there was anyone with me, I knew it was cancer. BUT that was Feb 2025, I'm was declared cancer free 2 weeks ago!
2026-05-24 21:26:59
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sarahshadow82 :
Took my 7 year old daughter to an orthopedic surgeon on her first visit he got down on her level and said I want you to come meet my friend. (I freaked out internally). Dr took her hand and skipped with her all the way across the hospital to the friend an oncologist. We walked right in no appointment. After she was seen the nurses played with her while the Dr and his friend talked with me in another room so I could process and she wouldn't be scared. I still think about that doctor. I am forever thankful for him.
2026-05-24 10:57:25
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Biffi :
"You're a very interesting case" feels like "Holy shit, I've never seen anything like this before"
2026-05-24 15:04:45
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The Alibi :
I had a doctor say oh no worries just sit there calmly. I then heard her running down the hall 😅
2026-05-24 22:14:34
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Heather :
"You might feel a little pressure" means they are going to crank that speculum...
2026-05-24 13:38:22
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Nat :
"We went looking for answers and we found cancers" better be exactly what a doctor tells me if I ever have to get this news
2026-05-24 22:51:53
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FlufNLoaf :
you are a mystery
2026-07-12 13:26:04
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Cherry :
When your doctor says “what do you think it is”? … time to panic 😅😅
2026-05-24 10:55:09
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AngelikaPT78 :
This is going to hurt a bit: I almost fainted in pain 😳
2026-07-12 22:06:08
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UrbanInsanity :
"All your tests came back normal so we recommend you follow up with your primary care physician." I.e. "You are not currently dying but we also have no idea what is wrong, so good luck with that!" 🙃
2026-05-24 16:16:40
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anamar7011 :
Dr, you’re hilarious 😂❤️
2026-07-13 09:38:34
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Wyatt🏳️🌈🏴 :
"is it alright if some students have a look?" means "this is unusual and i want as many students to see this first hand" i had corneal hydrops due to Keratoconus
2026-05-24 17:46:17
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xxsezxx :
I hate when they say it’s uncomfortable not very painful 😣 when in fact it’s very painful
2026-07-12 23:44:34
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Dona Maranatha :
my doctor said, if what this ECG shows is confirmed, we'll need to have a serious conversation.
2026-07-11 22:47:34
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demur_goblin :
Your count is a little off so we are going to run a few additional labs= Holy shit those numbers are higher/lower than they should be so let's eliminate possible error before we have bad news to deliver.
2026-05-25 06:12:36
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Marie Jane :
we we looking for answers but found cancers 😭 i shouldn't have laughed 😭😂
2026-07-12 22:20:48
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Aali :
“Awhhhhh a few of your friends want to see me 😀”
2026-05-24 17:08:55
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fredounn :
Its probably anxiety = I have no idea why you have fever and tachycardia but your labs are fine so I’m not concerned
2026-05-24 12:14:07
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Jody Catherine :
“Maybe it’s anxiety.” = “I don’t know what’s wrong and have to much ego to admit I don’t know.”
2026-05-25 04:58:44
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Bri 🇨🇦 :
"I need you to scooch down the table a bit" It means, "You need to move about 3 feet and have your lower half airborne" 😂
2026-05-24 17:05:09
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Lynsey 🦋 :
“we went looking for answers but we found cancers” 😭
2026-05-24 23:49:33
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Pegasus3Dprints :
my daughter has a combination of ultra rare issues and has heard all of these and more. watching a new doctor say "oh shit" as a natural reaction never gets old🤣
2026-05-24 11:09:33
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Claire Louise :
Everytime I go to the doctors he tells me it’s because of my weight! I could go in for headaches ‘it’s because of your weight’ if I go in for shoulder pain ‘it’s because of your weight’ if I go in for a chest infection ‘it’s because of your weight’ I’ve given up going in for anything now which is a pain because I have 3 chronic illnesses.
2026-05-26 21:35:01
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Katie :
“How has your sleep been lately? How’s work going? You’ve been eating, working out?” It means-“we’re going to try to chalk this up to anxiety for now and see what happens.”
2026-05-25 01:41:41
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Deborah May :
‘I’m not sure what’s wrong with you but I’ve consulted with my peers to find out’ - the realest doctors are the salt of the earth.
2026-06-02 21:35:36
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