@uu.plo888: part 1 #redditstories #scifistories #scifi #writingprompts #hfy

py da duda :

peak human glazing

will lu :

yep we are space orcs

sigma67 :

why is it always Markus Chen?

plumbbobby83 :

I need a wall

NOVA :

yo that picture was so cool cant lie

TheWolf062589 :

nidhogg_072 :

wait till they find out about tattoos and piercings

idontwearwhitevansdammit :

Yeah see, dislocations stop hurting after a while

Ethan Ahmo :

I dislocated my thumb and put it back in place

🇨🇦 Lost_fox 🇮🇪 :

this is why aliens think we're losers

user92677066981827 :

😂😂😂

Anthony Peteson :

😂😂😂

Admiral Finley72 :

🖖🏻🖖🏻🖖🏻🖖🏻🖖🏻🖖🏻

E_$mi_$ :

😂😂😂

👻DemonPrince :

😂😂😂

KibouInn :

😳😳😳

spillnzer :

😳😳😳

darrenspain5 :

🥰🥰🥰

N3kk0 :

oh definitely not an American, how do I know you ask? Oh easy the lack of lawsuits in the story

JustKaly :

dude turned a mountain into a japanese av candidate

ThatCanadianG 🇨🇦 :

I remember I sliced my hand at work cutting an avacado, and just gloves it and gauzed it for the next little while until my boss came in and asked why my hand was like that, casually told him while unwrapping and he went white 😂 apparently I’d been working with a hand that needed stitches and was around 1/2 in deep and just wrote it off as “It is what it is, but we’re in a dinner rush”