@nursemichell: When they failed to mention that chest pain for the past week, but tell us all about that leg pain.. #nursehumor #doctorhumor #nurse #doctor #healthcareworker

tinadeg94 :

I always go back in the room and say “is there a reason why you didn’t tell me this? “ put them on the ✨spot ✨

ⓕⓤⓝⓚⓨ ⓑⓤⓖ :

When ur charting and the doctor comes out and says hey did you know theyre having 10/10 chest pain?? NO HE WAS SLEEING WHEN I CHECKED ON HIM 5 MINS AGO!!!!

J :

they do this to doctors too!!! I'll review a patient and then my boss will come see them later and it's a completely different story 😭

j.lee :

No because why do they do this😭💔

V-Marvel :

I work nights and I emphasize to my patients to let me know if they are having trouble sleeping other wise when I do my 15 minute rounds and your laying there with your eyes closed I’m gonna think you’re sleeping and document that. Then they tell the doctors in the morning “oh I didn’t sleep at all.”

ysamazzing :

My dad tried doing this when he had his surgery. I had to interject several times to get his story straight😭

Mimi | Nursing Student :

No fr cuz why we being messy 😭

E :

This happened to me recently, patient told me pain was 0/10, then told the doctor it had been 7/10 the whole morning 😐

rno0ode_s :

After taking a history 4 times by different people and with translater , Pt friend told the Attending the pt have a Seafood allergy and he ate a shrimp then developed a chest pain 🙃, and first 5 Q for every history taking name age any medical problems or surgery and if he has any allergies from food medications or anything else

》☆Ten17 ツ💫】 :

Happens all the time

Partylord :

Never let them know your next move

✨ :

And I’m just going to add symptoms resolved when provider came bedside because 😐 this just happened in my rapid 😂

Ris :

I apologize because my grandma does this

Coco :

Pt:” no I’m fine honey I don’t need anything.” Physician 5 min later: “why didn’t you tell me this pt was in 10/10 pain?” GIRL

ansleynoelle04 :

And then the dr is like “why tf didn’t you chart this” HELLO

uniqcrim :

I scribed in the ED and I could always tell when the pts did the nurses dirty cause then the patient would come back and be like no my primary complaint is chest pain when they never said anything before lol

🂡 ᖭི༏ᖫྀ :

Someone told the radiology assistant that they were having chest pains for a few days but didn’t tell the triage nurse?? Like…wtf

🥹🦖Șhørtïê🦖🥹 :

I be like this is news to me doc😂😂

Brobbie :

Idk sometimes nurses like to take liberties w their notes & write what THEY think you’re saying instead of what u told them. I had one interpret “pain around my right eye” as “headaches”🙄 it was an impacted tooth.

plutonium651 :

soulovely0 :

I do this to everybody xD it's the severe trauma. My gf has to come with me and make sure I'm not underselling. I'm already the grandma who doesn't wanna bother anyone at 30.

0bviouslydistracted :

I tell the truth to the 1 doctor I have that I actually like. everyone else gets the curated version.

intothewild :

pisses me off every time.

🕯️ :

The nurse literally told me she don’t care abt the details she just wants to take my vitals and she’ll send the dr in😀