Hey Siri
🤖:Yes, sir?
Call my friends
🤖:Calling 9 people...
2026-08-02 14:40:14
1509
Jahmir :
Hey Siri
🤖"Yes king?"
Call my friends
🤖 "ERROR No friends detected"
Sorry I meant my pawns
🤖 "Understood king calling 8 billion people"
Checkmate.
2026-10-07 03:05:27
0
𑣲 𝒥𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒾𝑒 :
N0T B4D K1D… *chuckles.* BUT IT GOES MORE LIKE THIS— ahem- "H3LL0.. 1M V3R1TY! Y0UR P3RZ0N4L H3LP3R FR13ND *chuckl3z* 4ZK M3 4NYTH1NG, 1 KN0W 3V3RYTH1NG…" H-Help I’m turning I-into Ver-Hello I’m Verity, Your personal help friend *eyes turn white* Ask me anything *chuckles* I know everything… the clown.. hi guys *waves in friendly way* oh...oh..no..OH NO..! NOT NOW...NOT NOW..! *starts shaking violently and falls down with tears* n-no...N-NOO..AAAAGHHHH!! starts super sane charging and turns into verity and starts floating in the air with yellow lighting everywhere and yellow aura* HAHAHHA IM VERITY!! HEY UTS ME VERITY! ASK NE ANYING!! *everyone shakes with fear and dies of heart attack* me and le ✨ verities ✨ listening to this BOY IS THAT VERITY?!?!😂😂😂😂 SCUBAAAAAAAAA!!!! 🫱🫱🫱🫱🫱🫱👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋 NO NOT T-T-THIS IM GLITCHING MY INNER DEMONS NOOOO- hey i-its me verity somet-things coming in 3-3 d-d-days NO STO- MOB Wait not this song agAAA - awsx HELLO IM VERITY Hello gu- WHAT NO VERITY NOOO PLEA- HELLO IM VERITY Me and ✨Le ✨ verity fictionkins listening to me when 🫦le pomni💞 says "In another life Jax..?🥵' and Jax replies with," In another life..Pompom🫦" so I lowkey say ✨dUdEe StAwpP✨ while me and ✨LE 💗DIVAS💗✨ drinking our 🔥LE MATCHA🔥 while listening to ✨LE KORK KORK MEOW MEOW POW FUNK✨ trying de🙄💖CRUMBL labubu ube dot cake Dubai chocolate matcha Korean chewy cookie👑 and le divas say 💖hold on- lemme ask ✨Le ChATgpT✨ what he thinks about this 💖🫦💖 and Me and🫦 Le diva 🫦when ✨LE BOTS✨ comment😂😂 ✨Le✨verity song W-what t-t-the no.. th-this isn’t supposed t-t-to happen!⚡️⚡️✨✨ME WHEN LE SKEEBY DEE COMES UP ON ME AND LE DIVAS 💖💖✨✨FOR YOU PAGE WHIPE DRINKING OUR LABUBU DUBAI CHOCOLATE MATCHA LATTES🥰🥰💖⚡️⚡️✨✨ME WHEN LE SKEEBY DEE COMES UP ON ME AND LE DIVAS 💖💖✨✨FOR YOU PAGE WHIPE DRINKING OUR LABUBU DUBAI CHOCOLATE MATCHA LATTES🥰🥰💖⚡️⚡️✨✨ME WHEN LE SKEEBY DEE COMES UP ON ME AND LE DIVAS 💖💖✨✨FOR YOU PAGE WHIPE DRINKING OUR LABUBU DUBAI CHOCOLATE MATCHA LATTES🥰🥰💖STOP. ✋ — Calm down mama bear! — Kids are fed 🍽️— Bills are paid 💸— And honestly? That’s powerful. 💖👍
2026-08-03 23:10:53
51
larp :
Hey Siri
🤖: Yes king?
Call all my friends
🤖: ERROR: no friend detected
I mean my pawns
🤖: Understood king. Calling 8 billions people…
Checkmate.
2026-08-11 17:52:37
212
🐶🦴🐾Riri!𐂯 .ᐟ⸝⸝ (Josh vers) :
I can’t lie he’s fine as fuck
2026-08-16 12:33:39
35
[🩵~°-°kanade.yoisaki.clouds~] :
what is this anime even about
2026-08-08 13:16:46
8
⛧🪶𝖆𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖓🖤🦢 :
Me: Hey siri
Siri: Yes daddy?
Me:Call my friends
Siri: No friends in contacts
Me: i meant call pawns
Siri: Calling 8 billion people
Me: Checkmate 😈😈😈😈
2026-08-08 16:50:22
23
ꪀׁׅᨵׁׅᨵׁׅϐׁׅ֒꯱ׁׅ֒ꪱׁׅtׁׅꫀׁׅܻ :
I hate this character with all my soul bro 😭✌️🥀
2026-08-19 15:03:24
61
𝓥𝓖𝓔 :
2026-07-20 15:14:46
182
crispy :
cheesecake
2026-08-02 03:35:43
74
˖ ࣪ ꒰ нιуσкσ ♡'ѕ мυι¢нιяσ 🪽 :
I dont give a flying fuh what anyone says he's fine 💔
2026-07-23 20:11:23
14
BumpkinSkill :
why y'all editting me
2026-07-20 08:16:09
124
Mr bumblebee :
Checkmate fellas
2026-07-22 01:41:40
36
user6818122990094 :
Hey Siri
🤖: Yes king?
Call all my friends
🤖: ERROR: no friend detected
I mean my pawns
🤖: Understood king. Calling 8 billions people…
Checkmate.
2026-07-27 14:18:29
109
банан :
i manipulated you into reading this
2026-07-25 20:42:04
16
AmarionGvnr :
How ayanokoji felt in the 80’s
2026-09-10 21:27:20
7
🇵🇭Light Yagami🇻🇦 :
Hey Siri
🤖: yes Daniel?
Call all my friends
🤖: ERROR: no friend detected
I mean my Tomboys and Femboys
🤖: Understood Triple T. Calling 8 billions people…
Checkmate.
2026-08-01 01:35:22
14
ILOVENATSUKIDDLC :
me:hey siri
Siri:yes mommy
me:call my pawns[wicked]
Siri:ERROR! can't call 8billion people at once
2026-08-03 18:29:43
13
Timothy :
Heh.. Checkmate
2026-07-10 02:11:57
80
yah!r 👀 :
checkmate
2026-07-21 20:42:16
12
enayaR :
is this the og
2026-08-01 20:20:25
11
🏆Misha⁉️ :
про меня эдит сделали
2026-05-26 17:35:29
12
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