I got fired from a job for reading AO3 on the clock and they read me my AO3 history like a rap sheet in the conference room.
2026-05-26 20:38:22
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semi_geil :
“How was your vacation?”
2026-05-26 15:07:12
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ShrimpleMcScampy :
My nana had a major stroke and she wasn’t going to pull through. At the hospital, as my mom is crying I start reassuring her, but end up stuttering over my words. I said “god I’m having a stroke” in front of my whole family
2026-05-26 16:26:38
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Brooklyn Williamson :
I called IT at work because I was having an issue on my computer. He walked me through the steps to fix it over the phone. He asked which computer I was using. Told me to type “1234SEMICOLON5”. I blanked and couldn’t remember what a semi colon looked like so I googled it. He was watching my screen remotely. He saw me google “what is a semicolon”
2026-05-27 03:48:18
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Rae :
I started getting AARP mail at 36 that said "You'll be 65 soon!" so now my husband and I said "well, I'll be 65 soon" as an excuse for literally anything.
2026-05-26 16:25:59
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Sophie :
I was interviewing someone on Zoom, put them on hold for a moment so I could fart LOUDLY. Turns out the camera was off but the microphone wasnt 😭
2026-05-26 20:56:59
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ZandZay :
I was on a date..sitting on a wood bench..farted and it was loud and i laughed so hard that I kept farting and laughing it was a vicious cycle. never saw that guy again.
2026-05-26 16:51:22
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Aubrey TP :
I was at a rest stop and thought my sister was in the stall next to me and proceeded to rub my foot on hers. I walked out after to find me sister at the sink wearing totally different shoes. I told her we needed to leave and booked it
2026-05-27 02:32:41
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katerade :
Went to the hospital for severe abdominal pain which happened while on a date. That beautiful man took me to the hospital and stayed by my side. After morphine and CT scans, the doctor came back I jokingly said "You probably think I'm full of shit for crying about a tummy ache." Doc said "Well.. actually... you are severely constipated." I stared blankly at him and he proceeded pull up my scans to show us exactly how full of shit I was. With my date in the room. We're now married.
2026-05-27 12:36:20
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Britt-zee :
Trying on shoes in a shoe store and a lady came up to me and asked if she could have her shoe's back. She left hers while she was trying on another pair. 🤦♀️
2026-05-27 03:44:40
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Mev Mev :
whose AARP
2026-06-06 10:51:47
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Little Fox 🌌 :
my father didn't answer my texts one morning. my brother calls me out of the blue that evening saying "hey, i got bad news." i ask, "does it have to do with why dad ghosted me?" it did. he didn't answer cuz he died. he LITERALLY ghosted me
2026-05-26 21:31:46
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Mel Millard :
Got caught by my husband’s family in the middle of a full blown maladaptive daydream. I was having a pretty intense argument with my mother in my head
2026-05-26 17:15:12
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ᴄᴀɪᴛʟʏɴ ʟᴏʀᴀɪɴᴇ :
i’m a family law paralegal and once i messed up leaving a voicemail so badly that i went “nevermind. ignore this message i’ll try again later” and my client called me sobbing laughing
2026-05-27 01:30:52
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S :
I said “I love you” to a customer while I hung up the phone…. I sold male enhancements it was so EMBARRASSING. I think I logged out for a sold 15 after that, lol .
2026-05-26 16:50:04
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krispies :
I was going through a breakup and the only think keeping me sane was talking myself through my day. Step by step, out loud, it helped me focus. Well we still lived together at the time and he came home way earlier than usual and got to experience me having a full on conversation with myself about him and how dumb he was for breaking up with me. We’re back together now. 😂
2026-05-27 04:34:21
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ally :
My patient told me he was dying and wouldn’t see me after this appointment. I laughed because I didn’t hear him….
2026-05-28 02:29:39
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DemiNotLovato97 :
Was in an online interview and said “okay thank you so much bye love you” and she was like what? And I was like “no I don’t love you, I mean I don’t hate you, I don’t know you, I don’t know why I said that. It was nice to meet you” she confused, said “ it’s okay!you too thank you” and I said “thanks again. Love you. Bye” and I just stared smiling awkwardly until they disconnected. 😁 they never called me again. 🤣
2026-05-29 08:04:33
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Corvid :
I accidentally said "man, I need more alcohol!" instead of "man, I need more caffeine!" to a customer, while my boss was like a foot away from me 😅
2026-05-27 07:19:05
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Chels♥︎ :
I was trying on a coat in Primark and checking myself out in the mirror, even sent my husband a photo to get his opinion on it when a lady interrupted me and asked if she could have her coat back!! She had hung it up whilst she tried another coat on😭 I felt my soul leave my body there and then😳
2026-05-28 08:22:40
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CheckMateQween6669 :
I asked somebody if they were pregnant….they were not. They had late stage renal failure 😭
2026-05-27 01:32:01
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Lindsay Santiago :
My husband and I went to a museum several years ago, and while there, I saw a person wearing a cool flight suit. He looked like he was waving so I smiled and waved back. Then realized it was a cardboard cutout. 🙈
2026-05-27 03:06:26
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Shpresa Lika :
i loooove your videos but the fake laughing it's annoying
2026-05-26 16:21:18
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gabster2049 :
I was arguing with my boss about a pick up order and in a fit of rage I called him “dad” 😭 what made it worse is that I made a Snapchat story telling my friends about it FORGETTING that he also was a friend on Snapchat. He told me that he didn’t even hear me call him dad the first time 😭
2026-05-27 02:55:10
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stacymacy📚 :
I was very pregnant and on a hike in the woods when I had to go #2. I climbed down under a little bridge for some privacy but the people walking over still noticed 😅 my husband now calls me the bridge troll lol
2026-05-26 21:35:02
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