@sarahelizabeth_talks: Replying to @ch77 I haven’t done one of these in a while because they’re so niche but I’ve been thinking about this one for a while and I find it so funny. Somebody left a comment on one of these saying this is how they played with their Barbies and honestly yes this is the vibe I’m going for. Shane, Ilya, Rose and Emmett are POWER COUPLES but they will baffle each other #twilight #twilightsaga #heatedrivalry #ilyarozanov #shanehollander

Ali ליאורה 🪬💙 :

I feel like the twilight vampires would suck at ice skating bc they aren’t evolutionarily built to have that skill. It’d also be really funny

janu :

”how he could incorporate dishes into their routine” I’M HOWLING 😭😭😂😂

jiamekare101 :

I am WHEEZING please continue with this (if you would so like)

Mari Martinez :

Can you legit write a fic about this. I would devour it 😫

Kimberly :

I laugh out LOUD every time you bust out the dishes 😂😂😂

somefangirl :

i love this scenario bc emmet and rosalie must know shane and ilya are like right outside their room but they DO NOT CARE

Jilly ✨ :

Esme designing to cottage 😙👌🏼

ch77 :

Did you leave dishes in the sink I’m SCREAMING

Titaness :

“in their i frewd up poses” nearly made me ACTUALLY spit my breakfast you’re so fucking funny

geekandahalf :

what are your thoughts on vampire hygiene? do they shower?

jinxono :

the bowls take me out EVERYTIME

lizchrystie :

WHAT fandom have i stumbled into omg. time to search ao3@

nell :

“How he can incorporate dishes in the bedroom and where he’s going room” made me legitimately crack up

tea :

I'm in TEARS at the dishes

<3 cactuss 🌵🫶 :

get on AO3 STAT

Rachelle :

I love that you have bowls on hand at all times

tess :

emmett and rosalie come home from the cottage with Fun New Ideas™ and make it everyone else’s problems

Vici | BookTok 🦇 :

What… how…. Where am I… and what is happening 😂

kat🪐 :

i need you to know this more than anything else i’ve ever seen has convinced me to watch heated rivalry

RachelPalmer95 :

😂😂😂 I'm laughing up a lung 🤣😂 your mind is brilliant 👏 👌 ✨️✨️✨️

Littleallergy :

Sarah, I neeeeed you to write this. I need this insane burst of serotonin in these dark times. You have ideas? Give 😩

strangemagpiee :

please im begging you to write this crossover 🙏

Evan ! :

My dad asked me why I’m laughing so hard, how tf do I explain this

goat.mel :