This is how I must sound at work talking about trying to make friends on the internet that are also going to the huge Dino rave festival in Ohio 14 hours from where I live.
2026-05-26 23:27:03
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kai 🫀 :
Don’t worry, I know i have no self preservation instincts. It’s on purpose.
2026-05-26 22:14:50
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kermishy 🍉 :
night jogs are so fun though 💔💔💔
2026-05-26 22:09:23
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val 🦦 :
stop hazel how’d you get these videos of me
2026-05-29 19:31:44
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Hazel Makes You Laugh ! :) :
Sorry to my loved ones cuz I’m just quoting myself in this
2026-05-26 19:32:53
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mallory :
this is me unfortunately
2026-05-27 00:01:58
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Al :
Took 40mg of melatonin one night and my nurse mom yelled at me the next day when I casually brought it up lol
2026-05-27 00:09:34
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✨️cam✨️⏳️🪽 :
this is me😭. I unloaded the car by myself after a day at the river.( people were available) im a bad bihh
2026-05-26 22:10:12
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Catherine Enters-Trimber 🍉 :
as the exact opposite of this, I will say I love my friend with no self-preservation but also she stresses me out SO MUCH
2026-06-01 01:54:30
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NotoriousRBF :
I fear I am this person in my friend group, stressing out my people
2026-06-08 00:12:29
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* ੈjayden✩‧₊˚ :
whoever says “this is me” stay far far away
2026-05-27 00:04:42
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Alex Yvette 🌟 :
the restraining order joke was my fav.
2026-05-26 21:39:45
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Stephanie E. :
The night jogger dressed all in black 😂 meanwhile I’m over here in a fluorescent vest and my dog has her light up collar for our walk at dusk because visibility is important!
2026-05-27 01:14:05
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Paintedpothead420 :
This scar is from playing chicken with a semi truck and winning
2026-05-27 05:50:40
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