My problem is my dog is too cute and sociable it forces me into social situations constantly
2026-05-27 17:49:34
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word.brew :
im such an introvert I dont even need a dog anymore. I just don't get invited to things after making excuses to not attend everything.
2026-05-26 21:16:25
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Shyn.ca :
people have parties
2026-07-20 11:13:49
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lmb314 :
I've leveled up by having a diabetic dog. He has to eat and have insulin shots at specific times, so I can't do anything that would take me away from the house at his insulin times.
2026-05-27 12:36:52
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Flummuk 🇨🇦 :
I failed the assignment and got a kid instead :(
2026-05-27 17:12:04
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Public Universal Friend :
Do you know what is a better excuse to leave than “I need to go home to my dog” is “I need to go home to my multiple old dogs”. Then explain a very detailed night schedule for said dogs. lol.
2026-05-26 23:33:31
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lifeinmydoghouse :
Afraid I've girl bossed too close to the sun. I've gone beyond having my own 4, plus fostering, into boarding other people's dogs. I don't have to go anywhere anymore!
2026-05-27 17:48:22
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BeingLolaStar🍁 :
I literally travel with my dogs and then use "taking the dogs for a walk" as an excuse to go outside. 10/10
2026-05-27 00:47:45
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ollypigs&friends :
Not why I got my dog, but damn is he a convenient excuse.
2026-05-28 04:46:22
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Peeira dos Lobos :
Not why i got a dog but definitely an unexpected side benefit
2026-06-23 09:12:07
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. :
What’s the point having friends then
2026-05-27 02:58:44
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RMP 🇨🇦 :
I can’t tell if you are pro this idea or making fun of it lol
2026-05-27 13:23:37
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sc :
just wait until you're in your 40s with senior dogs, it's excuse-o-rama 💖 i love getting my money's worth from my rent!!
2026-05-27 06:53:36
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JmS :
oh no.. you are on to us
2026-05-26 21:25:25
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alexmorash :
I’m using this — cause I have two dogs.
2026-05-27 11:27:23
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Alex Loomis :
I mean... is there a problem with doing this?! lol
2026-05-26 22:22:10
2
Dogs aren’t Family :
Dogs are a suckers move
2026-05-27 18:10:58
1
UnionCrossLiberationArmy :
I swear..... If you ruin it for us.....
2026-05-27 23:57:17
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UrsaMajor :
This is the most attacked I have ever been on this app other than I am in my late 30’s
2026-05-27 13:11:04
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Joseph :
“Sorry mom and dad I have to leave to go feed the dogs”. I use that all the time.
2026-05-27 23:23:40
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SoraBlu3 :
until they start asking you to bring the dog to events. there goes that excuse
2026-05-27 13:16:13
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Theta1138 :
And then they tell you to bring the dog.
2026-06-15 13:48:43
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Jess Iuppa :
@Oni
2026-05-26 21:40:07
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