@cern.official: What’s going on at the #LHC? 🤔 While the Large Hadron Collider mostly collides protons, once a year it collides heavy ions – such as lead nuclei – a key ingredient for recreating the extreme conditions of the early #Universe. Hear from Silvia Pisano, Run Coordinator at the ALICE Experiment, about this year’s heavy-ion run at the LHC, and what’s happening after it. The run will conclude with a two-week high-intensity test, which will probe the LHC’s behaviour under conditions closer to those expected at the #HiLumiLHC. #AskAPhysicist #LHCRun3
Friends at CERN, I am repeating a small request: would it be possible for you to generate a huge black hole that swallows the Earth and the entire universe, please?🙏
2026-05-28 04:48:02
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grumpyoldfuk :
Can CERN possibly shift us back to a time-line without Trump?
2026-05-28 23:12:43
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WhereIsMyMind :
bring us back to the original timeline
2026-05-27 17:30:04
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yoyokyahb22 :
In the next one can we have a matriarchy?
2026-05-28 02:48:14
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Houdinifrank :
New timeline approaching
2026-05-27 08:09:38
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mr_larcom :
I'm made of particles, can you accelerate me?
2026-05-27 19:02:23
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looks_like_a_puma :
Yay CERN. 👍 ignore the hate and keep pushing humanity forward.
2026-05-28 00:52:57
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Drake Xristophono🧿 :
I know you probably can’t control what timeline you take us to but when you finally manage to bring us around to a good one again, CAN YOU PLEASE JUST STOP THERE?
2026-05-28 18:27:17
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falavius. :
"this little maneuver's gonna cost us 51 years"
2026-05-27 23:07:07
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Kate_the_Colussus :
The most lovely accent to hear science in! 🥰
2026-05-29 01:15:05
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PeiraSwan :
Can you fix the timeline shift you caused in 2012 please? I’m tired.
2026-05-28 09:16:50
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Naqsh27 :
I’m not gonna pretend to understand the science behind it, but I can understand enough to marvel at the engineering wonder of how this thing must be put together. Mankind is amazing when we work for our betterment as a whole.
2026-05-29 18:32:54
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A_Superior_racingcar :
can you stop opening portals? I'm tired of quantum leaping to alternate realities
2026-05-30 05:36:16
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Tropical N_W0rd :
oh my God, we're shifting to ANOTHER reality? but I just got use to this one!
2026-05-29 03:40:12
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Koneko :
Has CERN responded to the Steins;Gate allegations yet?
2026-05-29 11:51:14
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MsCrisis :
CERN pls switch us back to the 2012 tl pls. K thank you love you bye. 🙏
2026-05-29 03:11:14
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Mnr Normaal :
yay! looking forward to the next Mandela Effect. lol😅
2026-05-29 08:03:49
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Fear_Soilse :
is anyone else getting tired of it when anything scientific happens the comments are all just people making the same unrelated joke based on outdated memes?
2026-05-27 22:13:13
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MelanieMcB :
How is CERN not a verified account 😅😬
2026-05-29 04:28:40
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Joshua David Noyes :
PLEASE change the timeline again! I’m tired of this one.
2026-05-27 19:51:07
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Scot 🇵🇸 :
You guys are the coolest, genuinely
2026-05-27 19:43:20
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amidarislayer :
I haven't yet played witcher 4 and gta 6 bro just wait
2026-05-28 12:53:37
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CANiTY :
great work CERN , humanity holds hope 🥰🥰
2026-05-27 22:18:07
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CrackedDoors :
let's hope the next time line is better. fingers crossed, guys
2026-05-27 20:01:03
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