@the.life.professor: Weird Eggs 🥚

Tracy 🇦🇺 :

A bearded egg who makes tiktoks about weird eggs

サムのオランダ人 :

eggs are disgusting in concept

Akami :

sister_rose_spincow :

This egg ruined my cookies

Tsar_Alexander :

eggs beyond eggsplaination

lewd :

he didn’t mention but the egg in the cooked egg was double yolked

Adam Smasher :

Sometimes I forgot that eggs are EGGS 😭

maybeido :

I learned my lesson after this

Toji fushiguro :

Wait I’m never eating eggs ever again

Crypt 📼🥩 :

im so scared wtf

kimberly ♡ :

Thanks I hate eggs now

꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱ :

I love eggs but it's extremely hard not to be disgusted by them

clelia :

I’ve cracked a lash egg into the pan once and it exploded. Proceeded to stink the entire house w a smell so rotten I spent 2 hours (no exaggeration) outside 😂😂 threw the pan in the woods out back

grace :

oh no this is my worst nightmare actually

Apple Cider fan 🇩🇰 :

I don’t wanna see any more of that subreddit actually, but thanks 😭

zuul 🇨🇦 :

Beyond EGGSplanation

camille :

Why egg talking

Dong Quixote :

Obv eggs from the grocery store largely won’t have these issues, but it doesn’t stop my egg paranoia. I’ve never actually cracked open an egg and had it be rotten, but I’m so worried about it.

Actual Autistic Dude :

I claim no negative energy from these eggs

simon petrikov’s no1 fan♥️⚔️ :

you were not lying 😭😭

Char :

A wrinkly egg I found at my store

lazyspring⁷ :

i mean our periods are funky sometimes so you can't blame the chickens

STRAWBERRYdaze :

I think vegans are onto something 😅