@beglyiotprysk: A prison newbie, a gangster, and an old inmate get caught breaking the rules. The warden says: “Whoever names the scariest phrase in prison gets released early.” The newbie instantly says: “Wake up!” “Wrong. Take him away.” The gangster smirks: “With your belongings, out now.” “Also wrong. Take him away.” The old inmate quietly stirs his tea and says: “Guys… we need to talk.” The warden looks confused: “And why is THAT the scariest one?” The old inmate sighs: “Because after those words, nobody has ever said: ‘Nah, everything’s fine, go back to relaxing.’” #darkhumor #prison #jokes #джой #joy

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