@reddit7283: AT MY BROTHER'S WEDDING, MY MOM LAUGHED: "THIS IS MY DAUGHTER — NO DEGREE, NO REAL PLAN, 34 YEARS OLD AND STILL LIVING OFF THE FAMILY." THE ROOM LAUGHED... I JUST SMILED, LIFTED MY GLASS, AND SAID: "CHEERS — THIS IS THE LAST TIME ANY OF YOU WILL SEE ME." THEN I WALKED OUT. THE ROOM WENT COMPLETELY SILENT.