Happy Atheist
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Thursday 28 May 2026 17:56:58 GMT
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Do I leave milk and cookies out for him like my nephew does for Santa?
2026-05-28 18:03:23
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Crystal Schaufler :
As an atheist, I know that if Jesus were to come back, he would take me before most of his actual followers. I’m a good person because I choose to be not because I’m terrified of what happens when I die. 🤷🏻♀️
2026-05-30 12:35:37
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Mystical Creature :
I thought tt dropped me on the wrong side for a moment...
2026-06-08 05:48:38
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Slacker2282 :
I don’t deal well with unannounced visitors… like bro, just text me but DO NOT call.
2026-05-29 16:56:24
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blueangels04 :
i thought he was already here and his name is trump
2026-05-29 13:37:54
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Civil Unrest 🌈🌈F🧊🌈✊🆘 :
I would personally prefer a warning TEXT not a call. I don't answer the phone 🤣🤣🤣
2026-05-29 13:47:46
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Glenda Rhae :
“I prefer if he called first”‼️😁
2026-05-28 19:04:39
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GigiSicilian :
Soooo I shouldn’t buy green bananas then? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-05-29 18:15:13
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joeelliott_0 :
I prefer to live as if winter is coming and Voldemort might return. Same difference I guess.
2026-05-29 13:20:52
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Planet Rock 'n' Roll 🪐 :
My tio Jesus visits once or twice a week and brings beer. So that's good enough for me.
2026-05-30 05:40:13
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Jenny :
How many times can something be resurrected?
2026-05-29 17:32:00
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ProfLibertyEsq🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️🌈✨ :
FFS again?!? How many times is this now?
2026-05-29 05:52:15
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Damien Torquemada :
Gandalf is returning.
2026-05-28 20:30:03
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billharris328 :
Jesus has been coming back ever since I've been born 80 odd years I'm getting tired of waiting.
2026-05-30 13:47:27
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PlantLady1972 :
I'm so tired of this BS.😳
2026-05-29 18:22:12
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JHelz :
It’s been a couple thousand years. Surely any moment now.
2026-05-30 05:12:01
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William Thomas :
Is he bringing coffee
2026-05-30 19:57:33
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HeftyBoi89 :
Sorry, I wanted to finish your video, but that guy was irritating me. 🥰
2026-05-30 18:18:33
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Nina D :
Omg! I have been hearing this since I was a kid and I'm now 60. But I do like your responses to these videos. Lol!
2026-05-31 11:36:47
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Alicia The ADHD Nutritionist :
he made an app?!!!! 😂😂😂😂
2026-05-30 14:24:20
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unbound :
"I'd prefer if he called first" made me spit out my coffee 😂😂😂😂😂😂
2026-05-31 11:53:00
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_auntlulu :
oh man my floors are a mess so anyway what's everyone doing for dinner
2026-05-29 14:47:55
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Lolo✨🧿 :
He better text first
2026-05-30 05:56:32
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TucoRamirezz :
my IMAGINARY FRIEND THAT LIVES IN THE SKY told me he doesn't like that guy
2026-05-29 17:38:28
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